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For those of toi who don't know, that's Edward Elric and the gang from Fullmetal Alchemist, one of the awesomest animes out there. (Now toi know who Edward Cullen a volé, étole those golden eyes from.) :P
This Critical Analysis of Twilight photo might contain spatule, hip boot, thigh boot, signe, affiche, texte, tableau noir, tableau, and affiches.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do toi guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have toi read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t toi just l’amour them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are toi f***ing serious?! These are the best livres ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite toi and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
