Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very jour I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many commentaires about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's l’amour was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because I had this aversion of hype.)-so why not give Twilight a chance?" Yeah. Why not give Twilight a chance? I borrowed the book from the library.

I read the book. But I was so disillusionised. There was none of the beautiful romance that my Friends waxed lyrical about. Just two cardboard characters, a poor plot, and bad writing. Never mind-maybe it's just the first book, perhaps she wants to take things slow. I shall pick up New Moon. And so I did. (I read Twilight the time where all the Twilight livres had been published.)

I finished New Moon in a day. I was even plus disillusionised. I HATED how Bella was weak after Edward left her. I hated the drama of the whole Edward-going-to-the-Volturi thing. He KNOWS Alice's visions aren't really substantial. Will it kill him to go to Forks and verify that Bella is dead ou otherwise? OK, I said. Maybe this is the seconde book. Maybe the last one would be better. One last chance for the Twilight series-and that chance is Breaking Dawn.

So, skipping Eclipse, I read BD. No, wait. I BOUGHT Breaking Dawn and read it. Oh my goodness. I came out with wanting to take a torch and burning EVERY single Twilight book in the world. What is this *sputter* *sputter* *choke*... I literally was speechless for a week. I couldn't believe this was actually published. I couldn't believe I wasted my $20 on this book. I couldn't believe girls all over the world like Twilight. I couldn't believe anything anymore.

But instead of running around in my underwear, tearing my hair out, and screaming: "AH! I HATE TWILIGHT! I HATE TWILIGHT!", a dramatic change took place within me. I evolved. After I read it, I had an increased urge to go on the rooftops and proclaim to all the world that Twilight was a horrible book. I had evolved into something frightening to Twifans all around the globe: A TWILIGHT ANTI!

With my fellow Antis, I found my refuge. They were plus disillusionised than me about the Twilight series-which was quite a feat. We discussed points-why we hated the books, and everything. I was in Heaven.

Today, I am still an anti. I will be an anti forever. For those of toi Twilight fans who say that Antis have not read the books, toi guys are wrong. We read the books, and disliked them. We saw the problems with the book. We aren't closed minded-quite the opposite actually. So, this is the story of how I became an Anti-which is quite like most others'.

Perhaps we don't see things that Twilight fans see, and see the things that Twilight fans don't see. It's perception that makes us different, but then, isn't perception what makes us all human? If we don't have perception, we are just living, breathing computers.

I would like to add that I l’amour all the Twilight fans, this article isn't meant to bash the Twilight fans. I have many Friends who are Twilight fans and I l’amour them insanely. I just don't like the series. :)

Cheers,
MC.
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some aléatoire parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...
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Okay, so I just wrote an article called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an article about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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For people who were expecting this article to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as toi can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The auteur of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most populaire writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The liste of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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He is amazing <3
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the question herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this article is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, ou correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all toi need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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