*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete loups garous have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask toi why toi want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and toi need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them toi know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask toi what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then montrer it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop écriture the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the titre "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) montrer them this list
If toi don't like these, please be respectful when toi criticize them.....
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
link
2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete loups garous have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask toi why toi want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and toi need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them toi know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask toi what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then montrer it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop écriture the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the titre "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) montrer them this list
If toi don't like these, please be respectful when toi criticize them.....
