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ElsaFrozen said:
Get an abortion (Yes, Christians are the number-one customers!) Not abstain from the appearance of evil (Christians don’t like Goodfellas ou the Sopranos?) Accuse others (Christians are always accusing others, just look at the right wing) Not acknowledge iniquity (By being anti-gay, they’re breaking this!) Commit adultery (50% of all marriages ending in divorce says somebody’s cheatin’) Look at a woman with lust (Umm, bière ads? Sports Illustrated Swimsuit? Hello!) Be afraid of people (So, Christians don’t fear robbers ou rapists?) Have unjustified anger (Nobody’s ever been in a bad mood, huh?) Be angry with your brother (Yeah, brothers never fight!) Be anxious (Well, explain the shrinks and billion-dollar Xanax industry) Argue (Seriously? Arguing is a sin against God! Name the person who doesn’t sin) Arrogance (Hey, just believing your religion is the right one is arrogant) Be ashamed (We’re getting into “LOL” territory here, but anyway…) Commit assault (It’s not just atheists filling those court dockets!) Believe astrologie (Again, it’s not atheists buying those horoscopes) Babble vainly (Any cocksure “I’m the best” stuff qualifies) Back-bite (Ever speak behind someone’s back? Sinner!) Baptized before accepting Jésus (Every baptized baby ever…sinners all!) Bitterness (Yes, if you’re upset over something, toi have sinned against God) Not bless those who curse toi (If toi get a FU from someone, toi sin unless toi say thanks) Not bless persecutors (If toi get falsely accused of something, again, toi must say thanks) Eat blood (Do toi like rare steaks? Well, the bad news is you’re going to hell) Boasting (Oh, toi want to montrer off your collection? Try it in hell, buddy!) Judge (If toi form opinions about someone, good ou bad, toi have sinned) Not feed the hungry (If toi don’t voluntarily feed the hungry, toi are sinning) Not shelter the homeless (If toi don’t invite homeless into your home, toi are sinning) Not visiting prisoners (If toi don’t visit inmates, toi are sinning) Not receive sick children (If toi don’t take in sick children, toi are sinning) Touch! (That’s right, Scooter. If toi even so much as touch God’s servants, toi have sinned) Be a busybody (Not really sure what this means, but if you’re active, you’re a sinner) Be carnal (You like to be horny and have good sex? See how toi like hell, mister!) Not have charity (If you’re not giving to charity, you’re a sinner) Not spank a disobedient child (You read that right; toi are supposed to beat unruly children, and to not do so is a sin against God!)
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