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How big a Christian bale fan are toi (Balehead :P)? Score one point for every statement that applies to toi to find out


I know who Christian Bale is

I l’amour Christian Bale (be it brotherly love, idolatry love, etc)


I have seen Anastasia: The Mystery of Anna (1986)

I have seen cœur, coeur of the Country (1987)

I have seen The Land of Faraway (1987) aka Mio
min Mio

I have seen Empire of the Sun (1987)

I have seen Henry V (1989)

I have seen Treasure Island (1990)

I have seen A Murder of Quality (1991)

I have seen Newsies (1992)

I have seen balançoire, swing Kids (1993)

I have seen Prince of Jutland (1994)

I have seen Little...

The two things everyone's been talking about lately are Christian Bale's onset freakout and those ubiquitous 25 aléatoire Things About Me lists. It got us wondering if maybe Christian Bale himself had made a list, so we hacked into his Facebook account. And then we made this fake list.

1) I ad-libbed all of Newsies. It wasn't even supposed to be a musical.

2) My philosophy: It's not who toi are underneath, but how good toi are at staying out of my fucking eye-line that defines you.

3) I Lost my virginity to Miranda Richardson on the set of Empire of the Sun. In costume. Her costume.

4) If I've...

(BOARD) MEMBER
Is he taking over?

EARLE
Not yet. I checked th trust, and
bruce can't assume control until his
thirtieth birthday.
(presses intercom)
Jessica, where's that coffee?

BOARD MEMBER
But that's in three months.

49.

EARLE
We'll have to déplacer fast.

BOARD MEMBER 2
To do what?

EARLE
An IPO. There's nothing in Bruce's
trust to stop us taking the company
public... we'll have an offering...

BOARD MEMBER
(getting it)
And Bruce will become just another
board member.

EARLE
Precisely. We can't have some clown
prince running things.
(presses intercom)
Jessica?

No answer. Earle steps to the door and opens it.

His assistant...