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posted by randomcreeper
First, dont wash yourself for 2 weeks... yeah you'll smell but that turns guys on!
Then, when you're ready to look amazing, put a thick layer of foundation on (it has to be 5 shades darker than your normal skintone) making sure to leave an obvious line down the side of your face.. dont put any on your neck, only the face!
Purple eyeshadow is the way to go! Apply a thick layer from your lashes till you're only 1mm away from your eyebrow!
Apply black eyeliner on both your waterline and directly underneath your eye. It gives a real ghetto, I'm a teen kinda look!
Lipstick... If youre blonde, go for a hot rose that stands out! If you're black/ginger, go for a dark rouge kinda colour... it makes your hair look amazing! If you're brunette, go for a pale pink.. but use a brown lipliner! It makes your lips look bigger!
Hair, Back-comb it all! Every sinle strand has to be brushed in the wrong direction! Then when toi thing it has enough volume... Try to straighten it... it'll puff in just the right places.. trust me the guys will be wiped off their feet!
Clothes... Wear a tight boob tube that makes your boobs go WOW! Even if toi only have little babies.. I'm sure if toi put like 16 chicken fillets in there you'll be grand! Put a denim veste on over that and make sure its ripped in the breast area... guys be sweattin over that!
Get some shorts but they have to be two sizes too small! There has to be some cul, ass stickin out!
Jewellry... Get that belly button ring in, if its not pierced.. pierce it yourself? Get a rusty screw and pop it through there! If toi dont have a ring, a paperclip will do fine! Get 3kg or hoops dangling from your ears! Have as many chains and bracelets on! Empty your entire jewellry box onto your arms and neck!
Shoes... 7 inches will do.. if toi can go higher then do! Stillettos are perfect for any occasion!
**** Now toi look perfect****


Hope toi enjoyed lire this and look super stylish where ever it is you're going! Don't take any of that seriously unless toi want to look like a complete retard and lose any chance toi had with that guy! ;) plus posts to come in the future;D
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This is such a aléatoire but aweosme chocolat commercial!
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