This is the funniest chicken soupe short story i ever read:
Yes Sir!
My 3 an old brother was running around the house well after his bedtime and my mom had tried repeatedly to get him into bed. The last time she a dit it, she a dit it rather menacingly, and my brother quickly a dit "Yes Sir!". Like most other moms, my mom is female. She gave my brother a quick lesson on how men are sirs and ladies are ma'am. Then to quizz him, she asked "What would toi say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" he replied. "And what would toi say to me?" "Yes Ma'am!" he said. "Good! Now what would toi say to grand-ma?" His eyes lit up as he replied "Can I have a cookie?"
Yes Sir!
My 3 an old brother was running around the house well after his bedtime and my mom had tried repeatedly to get him into bed. The last time she a dit it, she a dit it rather menacingly, and my brother quickly a dit "Yes Sir!". Like most other moms, my mom is female. She gave my brother a quick lesson on how men are sirs and ladies are ma'am. Then to quizz him, she asked "What would toi say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" he replied. "And what would toi say to me?" "Yes Ma'am!" he said. "Good! Now what would toi say to grand-ma?" His eyes lit up as he replied "Can I have a cookie?"
