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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight toi are not quite sure what he is about ou how dangerous he is although toi have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a plus mysterious role than the other villains. Although a man that not just anyone can trifle with, he does not exactly seem like a leader like Vaas and Hoyt and thus is not as powerful as these two. His weakness is slacking off and he seems overly confident. He lets Jason do his dirty work and get stronger. Although clearly an evil person, he offers some of the darkly funniest moments to the game..



#9: JOHNNY "NNY" C:

The titular character of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Is exactly as he sounds. No matter how much death and decay he causes, police refuse to go after him. He commits several massacres, including the bombing of a coffee boutique and not once has he ever paid for his various crimes. If toi are nice to him, he might be nice back. But insult him in even the slightest and he WILL kill you. In one story, he murdered a gas station night clerk who had simply done his job at turning off the freezy machines after 2 AM. Despite all of his crimes, he refuses to resort to the crime of rape and viciously vivesects a man named Jimmy after he had learned that Jimmy not only idolized Johnny's crimes, but had even openly admitted to raping a girl as well..



#8: PAZUZU:

The evil spirit that possesses the young girl Regan MacNeil. He loves to torture his victims as much as possible and to install as much fear as he can..



#7 GREAT KHANS:
They honestly think that they are doing good for the wasteland par slaughtering settlements under the protection of the NCR and kidnapping innocent people for enslavement. In the end however, their motives may seem justifiable in the eyes of some as toi are donné the option of joining them..



#6: THE EMPERIOR:

Emperor Palpatine A.K.A. darth Sidious is the most evil and wicked of all villains in étoile, star Wars. He had the most vicious and evil apprentices, including Lord Maul (ruthless and tactical) and Count Dooku (majestic and corrupt)... He also engineered the execution of the entire Jedi order and anyone who would oppose him in majestic Boss-like fashion in Order 66; he took complete control of the senate and pretty much the entire Galactic Order. He savagely and ruthlessly ruled and conquered the republic and set forth a new Federation led par Grand Moff Tarkin and his forces; He was a master of the Dark Side and the most eloquent and ruthless leader of the Sith order; he even knew of the Sith legends such as Darth Plagueas... And he was responsible for concocting the brilliant takeover of the universe and forced the only remnants of the Light Side Jedi to go into hiding for approximately 20 years; every one of the highest ranking of the Jedi council was literally butchered and slaughtered par his direct orders, including, but not limited to: Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Qui-Gon Jinn, and a slew of others. He managed to defeat Yoda and send him into hiding, which caused him to be defeated in the future... In a majestic twist of fate; his own fate sealed as a result of his ruthless actions and desire to live longer and control the entire galaxy with an iron fist. He was also the reason why Anakin became Vader and pretty much set the entire plot in motion..



#5: LORD TIREK:

ust the fact that the Equestrian's literally created Hell just to keep him contained speaks enough as to how evil and dangerous he is. Also the fact that after stealing the magic from licornes and leaving them as masticated husks is a good sign that he gives very little regard for their lives ou well beings..



#4: VAAS MONTENEGRO:
:
Only thing Vaas cares about, is the death, pain, and misery of others.
He laughs at your pain. And smiles as he kills those toi care most about.
He doesn't just kill you. He destroys all toi love, and makes toi watch the death of your family. And then shoots toi in the heart, causing toi a SLOW death..



#3: LORD DOMINATOR:

For such a light hearted and silly Disney cartoon, it came as a shock to many fans when in the seconde season we were introduced to a new villain. The first appearence of Dominator in the end credits to the season 1 finale was intimidating enough. But once we're introduced to her (you read that right, HER) nefarious plot, she begins down right chilling. She uses her ship to drill into the molten core of planets and drains them completely, leaving the planets as nothing plus than empty and broken husks. Even plus disturbing is when we discover that the only reason she does this is not for an end goal. She does it simply it gives her the highest thrill imaginable. She has killed billions, maybe trillions of people for no reason other than it was a thrill for her. Everytime she watches another planet die, she laughs as she burns many many souls alive..



#2: THE MAHOR

The Major's defining trait in the series is a complete and utter obsession with war. par his own admission, he loves war in any and all of its aspects; even being on the losing side ou having his own life at risk provokes nothing but Glee and excitement. Despite being a former Nazi, the Major does not care for the reasons behind his wars. He doesn't care if he lives ou dies, just as long as he was remembered..


#1: TIED:

DIMITRI:

This man is the true definition of scum. A man who lies and manipulates anyone that could be of use to him, even his Friends and colleagues all for his own benefit. If toi are no longer of any use to him, he WILL either have toi killed ou kill toi himself. He manipulates for power, money and for pure sadistic enjoyment. To make matters worse, depending on what choices toi make he will be the one responsible for the death of a very beloved major character at his own wedding. Unlike many of the other villains on this list, there are redeeming qualities to some of them. A man like Dimitiri however has none.


BURGARLIN:

He seems a bit nice at first. Despite often making rather creepy comment, like the mention of gun fights give him a "bonor".
But this is the same man that caused Niko Bellic to déplacer to Liberty City, out of "fear" of him, yeah, Niko Bellic!

Once he finds Luiz was involved, he loses his charming demeanor and becomes downright insane.. But least he was badass about it. Even his death counts...



HONORABLE MENTIONS:
* Freddy Krueger
* Hoyt Volker
* Lord Sauron
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed par telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope toi brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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AVGN: toi know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If toi don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one réponses seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the rue with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten par parasprites, and now toi want me to buy toi a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are toi in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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So Scootaloo, the little orange filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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So I as I a dit before.. This certainly one of my plus "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this montrer so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear par episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly le dîner, salle à manger ever.

Of coarse the very suivant episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. toi know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4....
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn étoile, star who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if toi can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..


#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do toi expect from...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is Lost for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered par Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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posted by Canada24
Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted par the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, par extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand par my comment, of saying this...
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The titre a dit it?
So if toi haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the questions toi been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I a dit before, how excited I was too see...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and marguerite, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every jour the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the colline
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see toi on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
toi raise the blade, toi make the change
toi re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
toi lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best musique video, and such an an awesome chorus! The guitare riffs go so well with the basse, bass and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I l’amour the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic musique video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I l’amour the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where toi l’amour it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. toi can't go on aléatoire rue rampages.

But I actually l’amour this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
toi get less tired of them, cause toi never know when the suivant one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the montrer LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person par protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was a dit to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad toi didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come accueil to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what l’amour could be, you'll see.

I don't want l’amour to destroy...
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#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. toi belong to Robert now, okay, toi do what he says.
Ted: toi think toi can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... toi know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw toi on television. And I thought toi were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can toi just email me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were plus than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our l’amour had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE toi FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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Hate is all around.
If toi see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about toi all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of cupcakes inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL cupcakes did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW films (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me l’amour Pinkie plus instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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