Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of toi purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!


Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do toi like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...


Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: toi have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do toi think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]


Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't toi bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of toi together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless toi want dear Nathaniel to know how toi Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else toi can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.


Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in lit together] toi were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like toi ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And toi were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like toi do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires toi moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before toi landed in my lit we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust toi can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be chienne enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: toi know, they say that toi l’amour something toi should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if toi hate something toi should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I l’amour it when toi talk dirty Blair.


Chuck Bass: Who is that?
Blair Waldorf: Probably some chienne from Chapin.
Chuck Bass: A hot chienne from Chapin.


Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] salut let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: toi know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A Kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: toi know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, toi want me to tell him how toi slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do toi think he'll believe? toi who bangs anything in his field of vision ou me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: toi knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of toi I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] salut Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If toi think I'm gonna let toi walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe toi a black eye so unless this is toi coming to claim it, stay away from her.


Chuck Bass: toi looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.
Blair Waldorf: Oh, Is that what I am to you?
[kisses him]
Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?
Chuck Bass: suivant to him yes...
[flips her over, she is now straddling him]
Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.
Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on toi remember? Cause toi don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.
[pulls him up par his collar]
Blair Waldorf: But toi have to learn to behave yourself first.
[she kisses him again]


Chuck Bass: [to Blair] I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.


Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The question is, basse, bass — will you?



Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.


Marcus [sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!
Blair: ohmigod, ohmigod.
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: toi don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, toi knew exactly who it was.


Chuck: [to Nate] par the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell toi I never believed any of the talk that toi hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.


Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?


Chuck:You never belonged to Nate. Never have, never will.


Blair: Thanks for the lift home
Chuck: toi were amazing up there
(Blair looks at him for a moment, then leans in for a kiss. Their lips touch lightly, before Chuck pulls away)
Chuck: toi sure?
(Blair pauses briefly, then kisses him passionately. Things progress as the screen fades to black)