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A&O Christmas special!
I made a mistake with my stories so from here on the fat one is Mooch and the brown one is Shakey.
And also, I’ve been Calling Hutch Hindu and Cando Hutch, so Hindu will be called Hutch and Hutch will be called Cando from now on.

Kate put up the last decoration on her part of the house. Humphrey was nailing in lights at the front.
“Hey Humphrey, toi almost done?”
“I got 6 strands left.”
“Want a dîner break?”
“The stomach’s full from lunch.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey continued to nail. Kate drove to Garth’s house.
“Hey you’re doing the same thing Humphrey’s doing.”
“Yup.”
Kate went in. Lilly was setting up the Christmas tree.
“Hey Lilly.”
“Hey Kate.”
“How are you?”
“Good.”
Lilly had trouble putting the arbre upright.
“Need help?”
“Please.”
Kate helped Lilly put the arbre upright.
“There.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem.”
“I got Garth something.”
“Really? What?”
“This.”
It was a portable hand drill that was also a saw and an air compressor.
“Nice.”
“Do toi think he’ll like it?”
“Of Course!”
“Hey Kate, come out here.”
“Coming, Garth.”
“Come into the house.”
“You told me to come out then you’re telling me to come back in.”
“Lilly go upstairs.”
“Umm, ok.”
Lilly went up.
“Do toi think Lilly would like this?”
Garth pulled out a box of different razor blades.
“Garth, that’s something you’d like.”
“No, Lilly wants to be Emo.”
“Oh my God, really? She’d l’amour toi for that!”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
Winston came to Humphrey’s house.
“Hey Winston.”
“Oh salut Humphrey. I was just wondering, would Eve like this?”
It was an Arbiter and Master Chief action figure set.
“Yeah, she’d like them.”
“Cool.”
Kate and Garth came and went upstairs.
“Kate, what are toi doing?” Humphrey asked
“Garth.”
“No you’re not!”
“It’s a joke!”
“Ok.”
They went into the bedroom.
“Do toi think Humphrey would like this?”
It was a Call of Duty and Halo Video game pack featuring every Halo and every Call of Duty for obviously the Xbox 360.
“You know you’d be the best wife ever if toi got your husband that!”
“Really?”
“Yes. Lilly got me that in September for marrying her who is an Omega. She still feels she hasn’t paid me off. I still don‘t know how she managed to put Black Ops in the pack.”
“I wonder what Humphrey’s feeling.”
“Why don’t toi ask him?”
“Ok. salut Humphrey how are toi feeling?”
“Good, why?”
“I meant do toi feel toi paid me back enough for marrying you, an Omega?”
“Do I feel like I paid toi enough? The only good thing toi received from me was mating, trust me I’m still trying to come up with something.”
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“I l’amour you.”
“I l’amour toi more.”
“Impossible.”
“Hey what made toi not marry Garth anyway.”
Kate hesitated.
“Well, I really could care less about the packs after that journey we had together. toi saved my cul, ass there quite a few times and I also just didn’t feel that way about Garth. And jeez… what is it I’m thinking of… umm, umm…”
Garth finished the sentence for her.
“You knew him as a kid and liked him.”
“Yes! And there was something stopping me from liking him… ooh… jeez!”
“The rule of the packs stopped toi from liking him,” Garth a dit finishing Kate sentence again.
Shakey came through the door.
“Santa is coming!”
“He sure is.”
Kate whispered in Humphrey’s ear.
“Shakey still believes in Santa Claus?”
“So does Salty.”
“Wow. Wait, isn’t Salty Jewish?”
“No, he’s Christian.”
“Oh.”
“Cando and Hutch are Jewish,” Garth said.
“How do toi know?”
“They’re my two Captains in the WPD.”
“Aren’t toi a Chieftain?”
“Yeah.”
“Who’s the Colonel, then?”
“You’re dad, who else.”
“What’s WPD?” Shakey asked.
“Weastern Police Department.”
“Wow.”
Mooch came to see everyone there.
“Wow everyone’s here!”
He had something to give to Shakey for Christmas.
“Shakey, go away.”
“Why?”
“Just go away. Shoo!”
“Fine.”
“Humphrey, do toi think Shakey will like this?”
It was a 3rd basse, bass drum for Shakey’s drum kit.
“Umm, how did toi shove that in yourself.”
“I just shoved it in my fur.”
“Umm.”
“This is boring, bye,” Garth said.
“I better get going myself,” Mooch said.
“Bye.”
Everyone left.
“What should we do now?
“I don’t know.”
“I’m gonna go play Grand Theft Auto.”
“Ok.”
Kate laid down on the canapé as Humphrey went to play Grand Theft Auto 4. Kate fell asleep as Humphrey got done playing. Humphrey saw Kate sleeping. He thought it was so cute.
“Hey Kate.”
Humphrey went down and carried her up. Meanwhile, Garth was nailing up the lights at his house.
“Sweet, the lights are done.”
“Hey Garth, do toi need any help?”
“Nope, they’re done.”
“Are toi sure toi don’t need help feeling pain?”
“No, why?”
“You nailed yourself.”
“Ahh! Oh God!”
Garth released his hand from the ceiling.
“Hey, the nail was between my paw.”
“Ok, good.”
A Grunt came out of nowhere.
“Give me back the fist of Rukt!”
“We don’t have the fist of Rukt.”
“You guys suck!”
“Garth, that Grunt hurt my feelings!” Lilly said.
Garth killed the Grunt. Hutch came to Humphrey’s house.
“Humphrey, would Cando like this?”
It was a Cando stuffed animal.
“Man, that cocky bastard. He wants a stuffed animal of himself.”
“Yeah.”
Kate came down.
“A Cando stuffed Animal?”
“Hutch knows exactly what Cando wants.”
“Yeah, Cando is one cocky bastard.”
“Is he worse than Chief?” Arbiter asked out of nowhere.
“I’d say about the same.”
“Ha ha! Cocky bastards suck!”
Arbiter walked away.
The suivant day, the 22nd, was Tony’s birthday.
“Damn, poor Tony, his birthday is only 3 days from Christmas.”
Humphrey called Tony.
“Happy Birthday man!”
“Aww, thanks Humphrey.
“No problem.”
“My own son hasn’t even called me yet.”
“Well it is only 9 o’clock.”
“True.”
Tony hung up and got a call from Garth.
“Happy birthday, dad!”
“Thanks son!”
“No problem.”
Tony got another call from Cando.
“Happy birthday, Tony.”
“Thanks…”
Ha got a call from Shakey.
“Sure now I get all these calls.”
A couple days passed as the 24th came. Kate was asleep holding Humphrey’s head.
“Rukt…Fist… Merry Christmas!”
“What?”
“Take it Mr. Rukt.”
What Kate wanted ‘Mr. Rukt’ to take was Humphrey’s head.
“Kate, give me my head back.”
“Uhh… Mr. Rukt?”
Humphrey woke Kate.
“Oh sorry Humphrey.”
“It’s good.”
Humphrey got a call from Shakey.
“Humphrey! This is an emergency!”
“What!?”
“Santa didn’t come!!!”
“Shakey toi dumb ass, he comes tomorrow!”
“Oh, sorry.”
Humphrey called Mooch.
“Hey Mooch, remember, we gotta give Shakey and Salty presents.”
“I won’t forget that.”
“Alright.”
“How do I? I always get to eat the cookies.”
“Yup, fatty.”
“Hey!”
“It’s a joke.”
“Right, alright, anything else?”
“Nope.”
“Alright, piece out.”
Kate laughed.
“You and Mooch honestly go to Salty and Shakey’s house and deliver presents they want?”
“Yup. They’re still not suspicious about why we want their Christmas list.”
“Wow.”
“I remember when Shakey found out about Santa. It was a nightmare. He wouldn’t stop crying over my shoulder.”
“And Salty?”
“His parents never told him and wondered why there were no presents the an he moved out.”
“Wow.”
“Lame, isn’t it?”
“Yup.”
“Well, I guess we should get up.”
“Agreed.”
Humphrey got a call from Garth.
“Hello?”
“Humphrey! Listen, the WPD needs toi to be in the police force.”
“Me? Really?”
“Yes, they a dit you’re probably going to be the only Omega in the force so toi gotta take advantage of this!”
“I’ll accept.”
“Alright, training starts on the 26th.”
“Ok.”
“Alright.”
“This is fricken awesome!”
“Winston figured since toi killed me, Kate, Cando, and Hutch in one jour with no weapon but your jaws.”
“Thanks man.”
They hung up.
“What’s happening?”
“I got drafted into the WPD!”
“Really?”
“Yes!”
“This is awesome!”
“Training starts the 26th.”
“Nice.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s go to McDonalds.”
“Ok.”
They got to McDonalds.
“Herro, may I teak your order.”
“Umm, yeah, I’ll have a Big Mac with chicken.”
“I’m sorry, we don’t have chicken.”
“But it says on the menu chicken.”
“You mean McChicken.”
“Yeah, what ever.”
“Kate, what do toi want?”
“I’ll have… hmm.”
Kate paused.
“Kate, you’ve been to McDonalds thousands of times, toi should know what’s on the menu.”
“Can I have a, 9 piece Chicken McNugget meal.”
“I’m sorry we only have a 10 piece.”
“Look buddy, my wife wants a 9 piece so…”
“We only have 10.”
“You know what!? Put 1 of them up your ass!”
“Make me!”
“I will come through that window, and plant my hind right paw, 10 feet up your ass!”
“Fine! I’ll give your wife a 9 piece.”
“Thank you!”
“And umm, ok a Diet Dr. Pepper and a Chocolate…
“We only have regular Dr. Pepper.”
“Take out the Sugar and make it diet!”
“Fine!”
The guy behind Humphrey became frustrated.
“Come on! Hurry up the damn order!”
“Screw you!”
“Humphrey, I think that’s all we should get!”
“Alright. A chocolat Shake and that’s it.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
“It’s about damn time!”
Humphrey came up to the window.
“Alright, here’s your crap.”
“Thanks.”
A few hours passed. It was about 11:00 P.M. Humphrey called Mooch.
“Mooch, toi ready?”
“Yup.”
They met right in front of Shakey’s house.
“Don’t make too much noise picking the lock.”
They got in.
“Alright, I’ll unload, toi wrap,” Humphrey said.
“Got it.”
Humphrey unloaded Shakey’s presents from the Armada. Humphrey was the Armada’s alarm went off when Humphrey close the hatch. Luckily all Humphrey had left was the basse, bass drum which was an easy excuse. Shakey saw Humphrey carrying a basse, bass drum and opened the window.
“Humphrey, what are toi doing? toi might make Santa not come. Wait is that my basse, bass drum?”
“Humphrey might have blown our cover!” Mooch whispered to himself in a pissed voice.
“No Shakey, I’m just moving a drum kit for a guy at the club.”
“Oh. Why just the basse, bass drum?”
“Because I brought the rest in.”
“Oh.”
“Go back to sleep and Santa will come.”
“Ok.”
Shakey closed his window and blinds. Humphrey went into Shakey’s house. Mooch approached Humphrey.
“What was that!?”
“Don’t worry I know what I was doing.”
“Well, now with Salty.”
“Right.”
Mooch’s F-150 was filled with Salty’s presents. Mooch picked the lock at Salty’s house.
“Alright, same deal here.”
“Got it.”
They unloaded Salty’s present and returned home.
“Hey Kate.”
“Hey Humphrey. How was it?”
“I woke up Shakey.”
“He found out?”
“No, he never left his room.”
“Oh.”
Humphrey laid down suivant to Kate. Mooch was tired as hell himself. It was about 2 in the morning. The suivant jour Humphrey and Kate got up and went to Jack in the Box. That’s their tradition. Mooch got up and fell right back asleep.
Shakey saw his presents.
“Yay! Santa came!”
He dug in. Salty saw all his presents.
“Wow. I Santa must have had an F-150 full of presents just for me!”
Salty also dug in. Garth and Lilly woke and exchanged presents. Tony woke up with a she-wolf licking him.
“Who are you.”
“You get me for Christmas!”
“Really?”
“Yes!”
“My prayers have been answered! Thank toi Lord!”
Cando woke up to a doorbell.
“Hey Hutch.”
“Merry Christmas Cando!”
Hutch handed Cando the stuffed animal. Cando hugged the stuffed animal tight thinking it was Hutch.
“Thank toi Hutch!”
Cando noticed it was his stuffed animal he was holding.
“Wait.”
He hugged Hutch.
“Thank toi Hutch!”
“No problem.”
When Humphrey and Kate got home, Kate handed Humphrey the Call of Duty and Halo game pack.
“Oh Kate! This is awesome! Thanks!”
Kate kissed Humphrey.
“No problem.”
“How do I repay toi with all the things you’ve done for me?”
“You don’t have to I l’amour toi and toi don’t need to repay me.”
“Kate, I don’t feel right not paying toi back.”
“Humphrey, as long as toi l’amour me, I’m ok.”
“Are toi sure?”
“Yes.”
Every one was happy about what they got.

That’s how the Christmas went.
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