There is a fair bit of violence and language in this series, so if toi are sensitive to this, PLEASE, DO NOT READ IF SO!!!
Humphrey's POV
"Goodbye Kate" I hugged her and stepped back. Garth was standing beside me now. "You both look like twins in your uniforms" Kate giggled. I stood par Stinky, Runt and Claudette, individually they hugged me and a dit their goodbyes. "Well, we should be going!" Garth said. We started walking towards the gate, I turned around and shouted "See toi on the other side!" to Kate. Me and Garth slowly walked towards the gate where our plane was waiting. The plane we were flying was a Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 (Seen above). Both me and Garth had racked up over 150 hours each flying this plane. We walked along the Jetty and into the plane. Using his key, Garth opened the cockpit door. We both sat down. "Time To go through the Pre-Flight checklist" Garth exclaimed. I personally hate this part of flying, it really bores me, but it has to be done. "Ignition On" a dit Garth "Uh... Check!" I replied. "Fuel Injection pumps active" "Check" I went on like this for about another 10 minutes, but par time we had finished it, everybody had boarded and we were ready to taxi.
We both put on our headset. "Williams Lake Tower, This is Air Canada Flight QVB5671, We are requesting taxi to piste 24 Left" I a dit into the microphone of the headset. "Roger that Air Canada QVB5671, Taxi to piste 24 Left, Hold short of piste 24 Right." a dit the ATC. "Roger" I replied. "I can't wait to get to Anchorage!" Garth a dit excitedly. "Can't wait to spend some time with Lilly!" He continued "Ahh boy! Gettin' it on I see!" I Punched him in the arm as I a dit this. "Hahaha, Fuck you!" Garth replied. We arrived at the piste and we prepared for takeoff. " Williams Lake Tower, Requesting Takeoff from piste 24 Left." Garth a dit into the microphone. "Roger that, Take off speed 120 Knots, Continue to 10,000 feet and turn to a heading off 312 degrees" "Roger that, Have a good jour Williams Lake Tower" Garth replied to the ATC. We both put our hands on the throttle and pushed it forwards. "Pull back the yoke....now" I said. We both pulled back the yoke and the nose lifted, we were in the air! "Gear up" I a dit to Garth. He pushed the gear lever up and the gears rose. "Gear up!" He replied.
"Wanna coffee?" asked Garth. "Sure" I answered. Garth got up and walked out the cockpit door. "Lilly!" Garth tried to say this as quite as he could, but I guess nearly everybody heard this. Lilly walked up the isle to Garth "Hey" she said. "How is Kate and the kids?" Garth questioned "I have a better question" I yelled "What happened to getting my coffee!?". They both laughed. "I'll get it!" Lilly a dit happily. They both walked into the cockpit, Lilly handed me my coffee. "So how does it feel to be a husband Garth?" I asked. "Well toi should know! Your married to Kate!!" He replied. We all laughed. Garth looked at Lilly and a dit "I l’amour you!". "I l’amour toi too!" She replied. They kissed. "Aw Fuck! I didn't need to see that!" I said. "Deal with it!" Garth replied. Lilly blushed. " Can I stay here for a while?" Asked Lilly "Sure!" Me and Garth replied.
Everything seemed normal, we had just left land and we were now over the Gulf of Alaska, we were nearly half way through our journey. It was dark, very dark. Everything was calm...
Humphrey's POV
"Goodbye Kate" I hugged her and stepped back. Garth was standing beside me now. "You both look like twins in your uniforms" Kate giggled. I stood par Stinky, Runt and Claudette, individually they hugged me and a dit their goodbyes. "Well, we should be going!" Garth said. We started walking towards the gate, I turned around and shouted "See toi on the other side!" to Kate. Me and Garth slowly walked towards the gate where our plane was waiting. The plane we were flying was a Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 (Seen above). Both me and Garth had racked up over 150 hours each flying this plane. We walked along the Jetty and into the plane. Using his key, Garth opened the cockpit door. We both sat down. "Time To go through the Pre-Flight checklist" Garth exclaimed. I personally hate this part of flying, it really bores me, but it has to be done. "Ignition On" a dit Garth "Uh... Check!" I replied. "Fuel Injection pumps active" "Check" I went on like this for about another 10 minutes, but par time we had finished it, everybody had boarded and we were ready to taxi.
We both put on our headset. "Williams Lake Tower, This is Air Canada Flight QVB5671, We are requesting taxi to piste 24 Left" I a dit into the microphone of the headset. "Roger that Air Canada QVB5671, Taxi to piste 24 Left, Hold short of piste 24 Right." a dit the ATC. "Roger" I replied. "I can't wait to get to Anchorage!" Garth a dit excitedly. "Can't wait to spend some time with Lilly!" He continued "Ahh boy! Gettin' it on I see!" I Punched him in the arm as I a dit this. "Hahaha, Fuck you!" Garth replied. We arrived at the piste and we prepared for takeoff. " Williams Lake Tower, Requesting Takeoff from piste 24 Left." Garth a dit into the microphone. "Roger that, Take off speed 120 Knots, Continue to 10,000 feet and turn to a heading off 312 degrees" "Roger that, Have a good jour Williams Lake Tower" Garth replied to the ATC. We both put our hands on the throttle and pushed it forwards. "Pull back the yoke....now" I said. We both pulled back the yoke and the nose lifted, we were in the air! "Gear up" I a dit to Garth. He pushed the gear lever up and the gears rose. "Gear up!" He replied.
"Wanna coffee?" asked Garth. "Sure" I answered. Garth got up and walked out the cockpit door. "Lilly!" Garth tried to say this as quite as he could, but I guess nearly everybody heard this. Lilly walked up the isle to Garth "Hey" she said. "How is Kate and the kids?" Garth questioned "I have a better question" I yelled "What happened to getting my coffee!?". They both laughed. "I'll get it!" Lilly a dit happily. They both walked into the cockpit, Lilly handed me my coffee. "So how does it feel to be a husband Garth?" I asked. "Well toi should know! Your married to Kate!!" He replied. We all laughed. Garth looked at Lilly and a dit "I l’amour you!". "I l’amour toi too!" She replied. They kissed. "Aw Fuck! I didn't need to see that!" I said. "Deal with it!" Garth replied. Lilly blushed. " Can I stay here for a while?" Asked Lilly "Sure!" Me and Garth replied.
Everything seemed normal, we had just left land and we were now over the Gulf of Alaska, we were nearly half way through our journey. It was dark, very dark. Everything was calm...
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the rue with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
salut pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe toi can call me;
keep lookin like toi aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
toi look at me like im some shit,
yeah toi cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind toi way 'bove my height
how bout i give toi an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no plus less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the rue with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
salut pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe toi can call me;
keep lookin like toi aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
toi look at me like im some shit,
yeah toi cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind toi way 'bove my height
how bout i give toi an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no plus less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck toi all.
Play down par the rue while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no plus rhymes
Now toi die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause toi chiens chewed up ya collars,
coup de poing ‘n kick montrer how toi win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
toi breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck toi all.
Play down par the rue while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no plus rhymes
Now toi die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause toi chiens chewed up ya collars,
coup de poing ‘n kick montrer how toi win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
toi breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite