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posted by LucarioZoura1
Lately,
The trolls are creeping.
Maybe,
They do need some help.
Just their problem,
Its not my problem.

Don't you,
go troll-ing me.
Eat through,
Eat through my heart,
Are toi mad bro?
Can I kill toi now?

If I could screw you,
It is so near,
toi start using everything I fear.
Are toi mad bro,
Will toi die now?
As bad as it seems,
no one seams to care,
I have no life,
the consequence is real.
I am going to Screeewww youuuu.

[Chorus:]
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
But it's just everything we do.
Till toi start to yell,
"get the fu-uck out.
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
I will troll toll troll troll you,
Till we come to realize,
It is not going to end well.

It's like a bad dream,
that's becoming all too true,
Leaving me with nothing else left to do.
Now so helpless,
I'm not so selfish.
Tell me,
How does it feel to have a face like that,
How does it feel to be a pain like that.
Now so faceless,
Do toi still feel?

[Chorus]

It's hard to believe right now,
This seems to be real.
Still phasing par this time,
So why can't I wake up.

[Chorus]

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Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Summer of 2011 Part 3. “The war was just begun.”

3 days later....

“OK guys! Listen up! We found where the group in the eastern territory are hiding. So we attack from here, and here. Garth will lead team 1 to the northern part, while team 2 will hit the middle and knock them south towards their territory. Team 1 toi will kill any in your way. Team 2 only kill if necessary. We will attack at first dawn, so be up 2 hours before sunrise so we will be there right at dawn.” Kate went back to her tanière, den after her big speech. Humphrey slowly followed her back. He...
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Humphrey's POV


I was sleeping peacefully. I didn't notice the pups getting ready to pounce on me. I was dreaming of chasing my pups and playing with them. I was just about to catch Shadow when I woke up and found the pups on my back.
"Why do toi guy's do this?" I asked. They all smiled.
"Cause it's fun." Shadow grinned. "Right Aleu?" He said.
"Y-yeah it's fun." She stammered. I saw her face turning red under her fur. Shakey,Salty and Mooch then entered.
"Hey Humphrey we just thought that y'all didn't get that much sleep last night. So we could go and take the pups for the day?" Shakey asked....
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling toi when where ou how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex Friends who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan par Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.


The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
One jour while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot plus to hunt now that she had plus mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are toi little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie a dit with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...
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posted by Red_Pyramid206
Kate was getting ready for her rendez-vous amoureux, date with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror films until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the douche and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate a dit to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were plus sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...
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posted by Xscash232
 Humphrey
Humphrey
Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode par and a dit "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and a dit "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and a dit "Listen if your picking a fight...
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Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the loup base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I l’amour toi too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of toi came, and it helped. I l’amour toi brother!”...
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Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope toi enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see toi man!”
“It’s good to see toi too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...
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SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the canapé watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he a dit 'Humphrey toi need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first cabriolet, gig and Tony...
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IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm jour in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big jour for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did toi wash your fourrure with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...
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After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the tanière, den all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her cœur, coeur ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, ou Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...
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Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt toi can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...
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