"Tonight, on haut, retour au début Gear, we have a guest who, quite frankly, might have the entire BBC team out of a job fairly soon. Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Loth!"
Phil walked out onto the set and shook Clarkson's outstretched hand.
"So you're a video game designer...."
"Yes I am."
"Tell us, what sort of things have toi worked on..." Clarkson said, leaning back in his chair.
"Graphics, controls, that kind of stuff."
"What projects have toi worked on?"
"GTA, Need For Speed, stuff like that."
"GTA? What the bloody hell is GTA?" Clarkson asked to a cacophony of laughter from the audience.
"Grand Theft Auto. It's a...