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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when toi need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in toi want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead par him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left par Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed par a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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People have always been saying how horror films are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror films today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, ou serial killers, ou zombies, ou god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror films of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as toi can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. ou at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here toi kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful jour in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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posted by windwakerguy43
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Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the fusil, carabine was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty secondes before opening feu onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: erhedfggh
 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best Friends on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow article creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made plus articles than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my haut, retour au début 5 favori articles from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere écriture it the other way.



Joe: toi screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., toi a dit that several times now..

Joe: toi killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are toi serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are toi braindead ou something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would toi want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE toi KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill toi straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the berceau, station d’accueil and the silver spoon"
La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a fan of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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posted by windwakerguy43
~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was a dit to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Friends my own age. It’s not like I had no Friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy heure for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun feu was a good jour in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, ou just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this montrer called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: toi watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are toi anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do toi say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: toi had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours il y a
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask toi a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need toi to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are toi the new feu mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another poney on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, toi must be my new feu mare....
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Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can toi believe it. Over 199 articles and one whole an later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for toi guys to celebrate this 200th article and one an anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for toi guys, I am going to make the first movie review for toi guys. So, what film am I going to review for toi guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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