So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say football is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where toi play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the fun of it. And if you’re wondering why I’m talking about this shit in a Tony Hawk game, it’s because Tony Hawk’s Underground actually has a story mode. And it’s pretty good. Well, not amazing, but I l’amour going through it a hundred times for the fun of it. toi gotta run from drug dealers, travel to Florida, and then, rejoindre a skating team in the hopes of going to San Diego, Hawaii, Vancouver, and Moscow just so toi can have a chance at getting a career in skateboarding. One of the features that Underground introduces, aside from a story mode, is that toi can now jump off your skateboard and explore the map. Sure, there isn’t much, but I really loved going through the levels in this game when I was kid, like the dirty dumpers of New Jersey. Wow, they got every detail of Jersey. All it needs is a thousand freeways, and it’ll be perfect. But seriously, the real mechanic for getting off your board is to continue your combos. If you’re scared of cracking your skull, just get off your board to land on your feet. A timer will appear as soon as toi do. toi gotta do a trick in that amount of time to keep your combo going. When it comes to missions where toi gotta get a high combo, this mechanic can destroy the competition if toi know what toi are doing. This game was just a childhood favori of mine and my brothers. We would always go through the story, try and fail to do crazy tricks, run down the homeless for fun, good times. I actually remember this game interesting me in skateboarding, and the end result was that I broke my foot and decided, “No thanks, I’ll just stick with the video games”. And the story was real good, for a first time in a Tony Hawk game. A lot of good humor, a lot of interesting moment, and Eric Sparrow, one of my most hated childhood characters. Seriously, fuck you, Sparrow. And then there’s the amount of creation in this game. Skyrim is fun, but man, what a pisspoor character creator. And then toi got Tony Hawk’s Underground, with a ton of faces, heights, clothes, and hair styles, the ability to create your own skateboard design and toi can create a whole patin, patinage park, which will plus than likely be covered in spikes, cause fuck it. Sure, the character model for your character can look… disgusting, but that aside, it’s amazing the amount of items toi can use on your character, and it makes toi want to replay it some more. I remember my brother filling an entire memory card on our Gamecube with created characters.
Tony Hawk Underground just gives me so many fond childhood memories and I l’amour it. There is only other game that gives me a ton of childhood memories, but we’ll get to that later. For the time being, Underground is a true classic from my childhood that I l’amour dearly, and it was considered par Neversoft to be their best game. And I agree. It may not be as perfect as Pro Skater 3, but to me, it’s the best kind of game in the franchise.
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! toi still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... toi brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: toi seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are toi here?
Henry: we need toi back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: toi are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach toi
Henry: toi and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! toi still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... toi brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: toi seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are toi here?
Henry: we need toi back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: toi are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach toi
Henry: toi and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell toi do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did toi bring me along!?
???: toi figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that toi have to bring me with you!
???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would toi think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell toi do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did toi bring me along!?
???: toi figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that toi have to bring me with you!
???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would toi think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!