UCLA Reasons why UCLA is better than USC

warren posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 09:16PM
Feel free to add your thoughts... I'll start with:

1) The UCLA campus is adjacent to Bel Air. The USC campus is adjacent to 14 crack houses and a chalk outline of some dude named Pooky.

2) UCLA students had to score higher than 200 on their SAT.

3) UCLA's mascot is not affiliated with a receptacle for semen.

4) I talked to Tommy Trojan yesterday and he was raving about buying All 4 One's greatest hits album. That's just sad.

5) John Wooden said so.
last edited on Jul 20, 2006 at 09:16PM

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