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Freaking Hilarious "Breaking Dawn" Summary Spoof

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ktlady said:
Best. Line. Ever.


"And they sexed happily ever after in their magic cottage while their half-vampire toddler slept in the next room, and it was the best series starting with a teenage girl in love with a mysterious boy in her class that ended up with a teenage girl defending her growth-accelerated mutant hybrid baby from an ancient clan of evil vampires with her magical psychic shield that I ever read, THE END."
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I love cleolinda. Have you read all of her summaries?
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ktlady said:
No. I should. She's probably done Deathly Hallows, right?
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sawabear said:
omg this is great i love it!!!
fursplode is now my new favorite word.
i was kinda disappointed that they had marriage, sex, and pregnacy all within like the first 3 chapters.
it was like bam, bam ,bam now here's her magical life as a vampire with edward and nes and look she can do it so much better than everyone else.
ahh irritating.
i hated jacob threw the entire series but kinda liked him and felt bad for him in breaking dawn.
the whole imprinting on nessie thing was kinda gross and wanted to gag.
for a brief moment i thought jacob was going to imprint on leah but then remembered that he cant cuz he already saw her. but then i was hoping they would fall in love and run off as wolves into the sunset or something like that.
i cried when they had to say goodbye. i had to stop and grab like five tissues because i couldn't see the book anymore.
emmett's sex jokes were entertaining!!!
loved this completely. laughed through the whole thing
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wow. that was interesting. and funny. lol;D
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that was hilarious! i loved that!!!! lol i coodnt stop laffing! like half-way thru my sis was like 'wats so fauny?!' i was all like 'this heck a funny breaking dawn summary!'
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