10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cygne
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob ou Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rose dentelle and fleurs the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cygne Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys par Inner cercle and I Shot the Sheriff par Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a rapporter at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the rapporter that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cygne pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the suivant time he visits the cygne residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip chercher may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob ou Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rose dentelle and fleurs the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cygne Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys par Inner cercle and I Shot the Sheriff par Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a rapporter at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the rapporter that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cygne pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the suivant time he visits the cygne residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip chercher may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
This is a poem I wrote in my spare time. I morphed it into a song and entered a contest with it. I won 3rd place! Hope toi like.
Repeat: This is about TWILIGHT. No other books.
Going in alone.
No turning back.
I have good intentions,
But this might be my last chance.
I wonder, is the choice I'm about to make,
Really the path I should take.
Hunting me down,
Evil dreams,
Lurking in the shadows,full of pain.
Don't understand,
I'm tired of mind games,
But in the mirror, it's all the same.
Blink of an eye,
Might actually have to say goodbye,
But I hear the voice of my guardian angel,
Calling my name.
Not my last fight,
Not my last hope,
Not my last wish,
Not my last breath...
For now, my cœur, coeur is mending,
but I'm still alive.
This is about the confrontation with James at the end of the book.
I hope toi like it. Rate and review. I'm having doubts...
Repeat: This is about TWILIGHT. No other books.
Going in alone.
No turning back.
I have good intentions,
But this might be my last chance.
I wonder, is the choice I'm about to make,
Really the path I should take.
Hunting me down,
Evil dreams,
Lurking in the shadows,full of pain.
Don't understand,
I'm tired of mind games,
But in the mirror, it's all the same.
Blink of an eye,
Might actually have to say goodbye,
But I hear the voice of my guardian angel,
Calling my name.
Not my last fight,
Not my last hope,
Not my last wish,
Not my last breath...
For now, my cœur, coeur is mending,
but I'm still alive.
This is about the confrontation with James at the end of the book.
I hope toi like it. Rate and review. I'm having doubts...
twilight is the most awsome movie ever made! I think edward so hot! Before all of toi can judge twilight read the book! so if toi freakin judge twilight just because its about vampires. your freakin wrong! and edward NOT GAY! if toi keep saying that ill kick your freaking head off!
please stop doing that. ou your deadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
please stop doing that. ou your deadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
hey all i forgot to post this yesterday.All my Friends say its amazing so...Im gonna stop talking and let toi read :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do toi keep the people toi l’amour safe? When toi have to keep yourself sûr, sans danger first? How do toi keep the person toi l’amour safe? When that person doesnt l’amour toi anymore? How do toi keep your l’amour sûr, sans danger when your whole world changes?
So what do toi think? Hope ya like it!! :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do toi keep the people toi l’amour safe? When toi have to keep yourself sûr, sans danger first? How do toi keep the person toi l’amour safe? When that person doesnt l’amour toi anymore? How do toi keep your l’amour sûr, sans danger when your whole world changes?
So what do toi think? Hope ya like it!! :)