-Renesmee-
I couldn't help but laugh; the thought of my Aunt Rosalie putting my larger-than-life Uncle Emmett in a headlock was something toi could hardly stop yourself from laughing about.
Jacob laughed with me, and then he said, "Speaking of which, I believe there is something we need to see."
He led me upstairs; and then grabbed a small silver digital camera on the nightstand.
* * *
We spent the suivant heure in hysterics; The first picture, obviously taken par my mom, was Dad and Uncle Jasper andvancing on Uncle Emmett. The suivant one; they held him down. Then many of Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice putting make-up on him, and finally, bedazzling his shirt.
Eventually, after Jacob had braved the animal-blood fridge clean-up, was done, he came out of the cuisine to where I was sitting in the living room.
Something about my expression stopped him from tossing a "half vampire girl afraid of blood" jibe at me, because he didn't bring the issue up again.
Instead we went grocery shopping.
I was dressed in a scarlet licou, halter neck top, black skinny jeans, and scarlet peep-toe heels. Alice. She had insisted I follow a strict clothing "schedule". I thought it was a little ridiculous, but anyone who enjoyed the idea of their head attached to their shoulders listened to Aunt Alice.
It was a little dressy to be going grocery shopping, so I'd decided that I was going to force Jacob into coming clothes shopping with me.
People stared at us the whole time we were in there, I mean, really, to the gossip-deprived people of Forks, the Cullens were a gift from the gods. Start anywhere toi like.
Still, it felt good to be on my accueil turf again.
I couldn't help but laugh; the thought of my Aunt Rosalie putting my larger-than-life Uncle Emmett in a headlock was something toi could hardly stop yourself from laughing about.
Jacob laughed with me, and then he said, "Speaking of which, I believe there is something we need to see."
He led me upstairs; and then grabbed a small silver digital camera on the nightstand.
* * *
We spent the suivant heure in hysterics; The first picture, obviously taken par my mom, was Dad and Uncle Jasper andvancing on Uncle Emmett. The suivant one; they held him down. Then many of Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice putting make-up on him, and finally, bedazzling his shirt.
Eventually, after Jacob had braved the animal-blood fridge clean-up, was done, he came out of the cuisine to where I was sitting in the living room.
Something about my expression stopped him from tossing a "half vampire girl afraid of blood" jibe at me, because he didn't bring the issue up again.
Instead we went grocery shopping.
I was dressed in a scarlet licou, halter neck top, black skinny jeans, and scarlet peep-toe heels. Alice. She had insisted I follow a strict clothing "schedule". I thought it was a little ridiculous, but anyone who enjoyed the idea of their head attached to their shoulders listened to Aunt Alice.
It was a little dressy to be going grocery shopping, so I'd decided that I was going to force Jacob into coming clothes shopping with me.
People stared at us the whole time we were in there, I mean, really, to the gossip-deprived people of Forks, the Cullens were a gift from the gods. Start anywhere toi like.
Still, it felt good to be on my accueil turf again.
-Renesmee-
par the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes toi look cute."
"Are toi on his side ou mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be plus supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
par the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
par the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes toi look cute."
"Are toi on his side ou mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be plus supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
par the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”