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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if toi look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight toi fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his nourriture up.Pikachu...
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posted by Darkmoons
toi lose a mother
toi lose father
toi lose a sibling
toi lose Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife
toi lose a friend

toi even lose hope.

Things starts to be darker and darker.
toi cry till toi feel like going blind.You feel weak.
toi believe that there is no solution that pain never stops
But somehow it does. Your pain becomes your life lessons.
So if toi are suffering let it be.

toi find a place to cry, Find a friend to hug. Go out and montrer the world that toi are stronger than pain.

The sun will always brings another hope.
posted by Cantwait4book5
toi are already late, and your key is missing, toi wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 minutes il y a toi were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now toi are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, toi wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

toi are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, toi wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that toi cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, toi wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage toi realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, toi wish there was an valuation period' ou atleast a 'sample download' ou a 'demo version'!

One jour toi realize that toi are turning bald, toi wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
posted by Abilei
The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, ou as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played par millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to:...
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my name is orangeturnip ou symon but i was thinking of legaly changing my name to orangeturnip...

i look at this world and i see beuty within it in the most unlikly places...

*caves with underwater entrances that lead to caverns with no other entrance to them- dark places full of unique eco sytems that thrive in conditions that would kill most other life forms.

*the neon glowing sea creatures at the depths

*that smile that is plus beutiful to toi than anything yet other peaple just walk on by.

*any ways we find to be diffrent

*when a deaf person signs to another across a noisy room

*when we can accept...
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posted by orangeturnip
if sadness comes in drops like rainfor our crops
should we not drink the water ou pain
because being happy is only in vain,
because being in pain means someone
else is happier on the other side of the lane.

everyone must share the nightmares,
everyone must fight for the light
because no matter what toi do,
good and bad will equal overall,
so there will always be a fall.

do toi believe me when i say,
toi will be happy one day
but even then be on your toes
because badness will always be your foe.
posted by megan1011
note-THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!! if toi have a cœur, coeur that is true then toi well past this story on. Its about a little girl who turned 3 years old she had a great 2 years of her life.Its about a chose her mother made.Some choses are not good.I well not use the real names of people but other then that the story is true maybe toi already read it . ....................................................HI my name is Kaley im 3 years old my daddy is in the army I count the days until he comes home. Mommy has a new boy friend he dose not seem to like me he calls me names. He broke my legs he broke my...
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posted by orangeturnip
why are words so important?
what are words worth?

written on a page
spoken par a life.

our first words most precious.
our last words most enduring.

the words from the past
can help us in the future.

words spoken from a distance
keep us closer than ever.

words hidden in clues
keep our brains active for longer.

the words your not meant to see
hide conspiracy plots and crimes.

words that describe your feelings
montrer others your heart.

to discover words is to discover a tool to
discover the world.
posted by orangeturnip
The benefits of brainwave entrainment - the process of enhancing your normal brainwave state - has been known to many scientists and doctors for years. These benefits include, but are not limited to, improvements in the following areas: Temporary Pain Relief, Temporary Stress Reduction, Sleeping Disorders, General Relaxation, and Meditation.

Clinical studies have shown measurable improvement in patients through both visual and audio biofeedback with respect to attaining a target brainwave pattern.

Some of the lesser known, plus exotic uses for 'Binaural Beat' Therapy, ou 'Brainwave Entrainment'...
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yes i'm bored
like so many others who are here
toi pass on through with your fancy ways
not even fanning this useless club
why did i bother
your clearly not intrested
bordom
bor dum
ba dum
b'dum
the sound of a drum
slowly getting tired of it's own beat
i think we should end this
it is not working out
but i still l’amour you
then why?
well its not toi its me
i think we are over
end of the road
end of an era
i hate endings
so i'm sad for you
but for me
its a new begining
i've met some one
someone who appriates getting salt rubbed into their wounds

haha
don't cry its funny
your getting dumped
and i'm the happiest thing alive
hahahaahaha

come on get a sence of humour
your so boring
no wonder its over
posted by Cantwait4book5
She sat alone, huddled,
A waif, so thin and pale,
A homeless child, ragged,
Who seemed so very frail.

Her parents had abandoned her,
She foraged on her own,
In chercher of nourriture and shelter,
She always was alone.

Her eyes were Lost and vacant,
Her face bereft of glee,
She was the saddest little girl,
In abject poverty.

People seemed to walk right by,
Without a passing glance,
Their minds a million miles away,
Almost in a trance.

One jour a little girl came close,
And stopped and a dit hello,
And offered her a cookie,
Then a dit she had to go.

She came again another day,
And smiled and shared her lunch,
And brought her...
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I hope toi enjoy!
1.some one eating your chocolate
2.geting an F-
3.being un-invited to a party
4.Spilling your hot coco on the floor
5.laughing at the wrong thing
6.geting in a reck
7.being dumped
8.geting jus, jus de in your eyes
9.smelling bad
10.wearing the wrong uniform
11.falling
12.getting a brain freeze
13.being mad at a friend
14.not understanding a single thing
15.the alarm clock not working
16.not knowing what the answer is while your being put on the spot
17.falling
18.spilling your dinner
THE END
I hope toi enjoyed!
posted by izzysawsome
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posted by orangeturnip
this l’amour is real
too hot to handle
this l’amour is alive
take care of it
ou it will hurt you
the pain is so hard to have
so keep it real

don't mess me about
toi know you'll never find another one like me
i'm a saint in a twisted place
i'm so unique , i'm a little strange
i'm on the edge of something
what i lack in strengh i have in warmth
but i have a cœur, coeur that bleeeds the same

i'm in love
i l’amour toi best
your an angelic little devil
that's naughty but nice
if toi went i would cry
i would never find another you
keep your sweet lungs breathing on me.

i promise i will take better care of toi in future.
just don't go.
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF toi DON'T PASS THIS ON toi DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All jour long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,...
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"If toi look at those protests in France, the size and level of
protest doesn't really relate to what they're
protesting about. I think there's something underneath
that people are feeling, particularly the younger
generation. We feel like we've been born into some
pre-created situation where we don't actually have any
control over anything. We've got an aging population
as well and that control factor grates a little bit. I
feel that I'm feeling pessimistic and frustrated about it all but at the same time I'm not against revolutionary moves and I wouldn't be
ashamed to have incited a small riot, if it's for a
good cause."
gender is as much as a complex issue as sexuality...

many assume there are two genders ...

many also will not accept the existance of bisexuals ...

in this world of wonder an amazment we are all diffrent and that is why this world is so great.

as in sexuality toi cant choose the way toi are toi just are .

the genders

firstly there are those who consider themselves genderless these peaple often try to be as androginous as possible

then there are males and females

some males are in male bodies and some in female bodies

some females are in female bodies and some are in male bodies

you can be bigendered...
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posted by orangeturnip
i am me
in many bodies
i am me
in many minds


there is the witch within
she is my anger
she speaks to me and trys to control me


there is the gatekeeper
he is my self control
he is my savior and my enemy

there is the soldier
he is the fighter
he is there when all is not lost

there is the peace
she fights the nightmares
it is she who i love

there is the turmoil
he is the strongest one
he is the witches bodygaurd

there is the animial
a he and she
my lust

then there is the law
my conscience
she tells me what is right

we are me
in many bodies
we are me
in many minds
posted by orangeturnip
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drowning your sorrows
dosent make a better tomorrow
the brightness of the light
a thumping in your head
do toi feel better for it?
was it worth it?


the drop of the drip
when you've had too many sips
the tube down your throat
and the pumping of the pump
do toi feel better for it?
was it worth it?


admit it!
you've got a problem
face it!
face on
do toi feel better for it?
was it worth it?

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225 g /8oz dried red lentils
440ml / 3/4 pints water
100g beurre / 4 oz butter
1 large freshly chopped onion
2 garlic cloves crushed (or 2 teaspoons garlic paste)
1x50g / 2oz piece of root ginger peeled and chopped
1 chopped bannana
24 chopped grapes
430g pineapple rings/ chunks in syrup
2 tablespoon groud corriander
2 teaspoon of garam masala
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground cardiman
1x400g / 6 oz can of tomatoes chopped with juice
1x75g /3oz can of tomatoe puree
2 tablespoons sugar
15ml / 1/4 pint water

prep time: 10-15 mins
cooking time: 25-30 mins
serves 4-5

cook lentils in the water uncovered and...
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