Hunger Games Article: Haymitch Abernathy profil Page

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posted by pasdoll

*In case toi don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best Friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*

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Haymitch Abernathy profil Page

Name: Can't remember.

Age: Have no idea.

Home: Somewhere in North America.

Current location: In a dumpster.

Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.

In a relationship: Keep my options open.

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mur mur mur mur mur mur mur mur WALL

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM

'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM

Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.

Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM

That's what women are best at.

- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM

How can toi even write on the computer, Chaff? toi only have one arm.

Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM

One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM

I bet toi were drunk while écriture your profile, Haymitch.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM

toi know me so well.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM

Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM

*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM

Told you.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

What are toi doing in a dumpster?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM

I'm baking a cake.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM

Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM

But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM

So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM

Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM

*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see toi staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM

Yeah… That's Peeta.

- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM

Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.

- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM

toi should really stop drinking.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM

And toi should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. toi look like a circus freak on drugs.

- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM

See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.

Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM

At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM

There there.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM

Why is this monkey walking towards me?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM

That's Greasy Sae.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM

Oh. She really needs to shave.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM

toi know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM

No, toi don't. Believe me.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM

Gale! That's really not nice of you!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM

I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM

*blink blink*

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM

... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...

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KateKicksAss Lol! That's awesome!

MewMewSecrets "*giggle* *hiccup* Banana!" was my favorite part. XD

Fawniex3 XDD Waving enthusiasticlly. hats always fun to do

ErnieHannah333 LOL! Cato's name is hilarious xD And I would totally say Haymitch's last post.. random letters and then HARRY POTTER! xD

flabaloobalah that explains dobby and the sock on peetas wall

Fruit_Cake HARRY POTTER! And I'm keeping my options open for crazy drunk dudes

prim17luvr101 god i love drunken Haymitch! <3 HARRY POTTER

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Hunger Games rant

posted by marvel-glimmer

Although Hunger Games is amazingly good, and I encourage everyone to watch/read it and like it, there are a lot of things that annoy me.
For example, it is only natural to ask if toi are on Team Peeta ou Gale, but now it is getting a bit annoying. One of the main reasons I like Hunger Games is that it is nothing like Twilight. Now, everyday people are asking what team are toi on? There shouldn't be teams! If toi like Peeta toi don't have to hate Gale. Katniss got Peeta in the end, but she still liked Gale. toi can like Peeta and Gale and all the other guys in Hunger Games.
Another thing that...

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49th Hunger Games : Chapter Two

posted by huddy_aimee

AN: I keep forgetting to write these damn things. Well, thanks to the two who rated and commented. I am so used to having lots of commentaires on my fanfiction that this is a bit of a shock. But anyway, thank toi still.
Reviews that I do get are like drugs and any critique I get is MUCHLY appreciated! Sorry my chapters are so long. As I a dit in my first one, I haven't written fanfiction in a LONG time.
Read, review and RATE!!

Chapter 2

My name was pulled from the bowl. It had lain undisturbed for 3 years to now be chosen. As I stood on the steps of the Justice building, I looked around at the citizens...

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The Hunger Games: What the Tributes have to Say

posted by TheFan2000

District 1 (luxury items): Well, being in the games is a huge honor here in District 1!

District 2 (masonry): Are toi kidding me?! THE GAMES ARE HUGE FOR US!!!!! We always want to win, always known and feared for our bloodlust!

District 3 (electronics): *prior to bloodbath* okay, so the speed it'll take me to get into there and get the couteau and back out again is approximately a minute, compared to the speedier 20-second tributes, but what about getting out? And the probability...what did they say about that again? Oh, right, about 22% of tributes die in the first quarter in the bloodbath...then...

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Slip Sliding Away

posted by BeastsGirl

She couldn't believe that the jour was finally here. The smile on her face refused to be contained as she looked in the mirror; admiring the dress that flattered her in all the right places. Annie smiled back at her as she adjusted the veil. She was glad that she had asked Annie to be her Maid of Honour as she felt it was also a way of honouring Finnick. Her smile slipped slightly at the thought of the fallen Victor. However, it swiftly returned as she thought about Peeta, who almost became a fallen Victor himself. Those dark days, when Peeta's mind was the sole property of the Capitol, thanks...

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Wild Ones - Hunger Games Parody - Tribute

posted by asthesunsetss

Here's a parody I wrote! (:

-Brianna.

Hey I heard toi were a tribute
Oooh,
Peeta, I'll take toi home, I swear to you.
In the cave I'll Kiss you.
I wanna live through these games,
with you.
Hey I heard toi like me too
Oooh.

2 to 1 lets do it.
Hunger games, let's best not lose it.
Sick of waiting, let's just choose it.
Here with Katniss - She's the coolest.
I don't care, if the rest are right there.
Throw your arrows up in the air.
Aint no surprise she can climb so high,
touching the sky, hope ill be her guy.
Girl on feu - boy with bread.
Commiting suicide instead.
Districts watching? we don't care.
throw them...

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Just Jackie (A Jackie Emerson article in Girls Life Magazine

posted by peppergirl30

Jackie Emerson on Cover of Girls Life Magazine

Jackie was in her cuisine ready to bite into a citron bar when she got word she landed the role of the clever District 5 tribute Foxface. ''I never ate that bar,'' she says, referring to the unsuing celebration.
Unlike her silent character, this game-loving (Scrabble tops her list, L.A.-based actress and singer has put her voice out there for the would to hear. jouer la comédie since she was 6, Jackie has not only lent her talents to radio, TV and stage productions, but she has musique vids to her credit, too (check her out on YouTube). But it's this slick chick's resourcefulness that helped her win the...

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'Hunger Games' Sequel Recruits Writer Simon Beaufoy

posted by drunksheep

Back in November, Deadline reported that Lionsgate already had a short liste of writers they wanted to pen the sequel to "The Hunger Games." According to the report, Simon Beaufoy, the writer behind the Academy Award-winning "Slumdog Millionaire" script, topped the list.

Now the Los Angeles Times is reporting that not only has Beaufoy signed on to write "Catching Fire," but that director Gary Ross will return as well. There had been no direct confirmation that Ross would return, and until "The Hunger Games" comes out, there probably won't be, but as things stand, Ross will likely direct.

Ross...

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There are Worse Games to Play Part 5

posted by iluvPrinceMJ213

“So are toi ready for breakfast”, she asked?

I nodded my stomach hurt a lot, whether I was hungry ou nervous I didn’t know.

“We’ll be pulling in any moment now”, Elisabeth a dit when I walked out there, “better eat quickly”, she added.

I sat suivant to Pranet, and then Thayer came out and sat across from me and smiled lightly and piled eggs onto his plate.

I looked away and but hacher, hachage browns on my plate and took some toast, I didn’t want to eat I still didn’t feel too good.

Nerves? Maybe.

Pranet looked at me and whispered, “You okay?”

I nodded and said, “Just nervous.”

“Same.”...

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l’amour Lost

posted by percyandpotter

The clink of nails against glass. The silence of thousands holding their breath. The rustling of paper. The sharp intake of air as she prepares to speak the words that will end the world.

I stand in the middle. The middle of the crowd, the middle of her friends, the middle of the ages. But standing front and center was one thing I don't want.

The woman from the Capitol spoke two seemingly meaningless, average words I hear on a daily basis. But today their meaning was different. Their meaning wasn't love. Their meaning was doom.

The woman on the stage
smooths the paper
clears her throat
inhales air...

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the hunger games movie

posted by abbie_lelouch

hey,
i have read another article saying that the hunger games movie will be released on march 23, 2012. one plus an to go!!! i actually cant wait.. and they also started filming this february 2011 but there is no announcement for the cast yet..

and another thing they will be releasing the official trailer in mid octebers (i just read that)

can i ask your opinions on who should play who?? :)

anyway, i just hope that avan jogia will play gale's part. (even if im a peeta fan) i just think that he would be great for the role..
but if toi have other great suggestions please tell me..

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"THE HUNGER GAMES" (2012) Review

posted by DR76

"THE HUNGER GAMES" (2012) Review

The an 2008 saw the publication of a best-selling novel for young adults called "The Hunger Games". Written par Suzanne Collins, the novel's success led to the publication of two sequels and a Hollywood adaptation of the first film.

Directed par Gary Ross and adapted par him, Collins and Billy Ray; "THE HUNGER GAMES" is about a sixteen year-old girl named Katniss Everdeen, who lives in a dystopian post-apocalyptic future in the nation of Panem, which consists of a wealthy city called the Capitol that is surrounded par 12 less affluent districts. As punishment for...

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hunger games catching feu summary

posted by joe2001rocks

After winning the 74th Hunger Games in the précédant novel, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark return accueil to District 12, the poorest sector in the country of Panem. On the jour that Katniss and Peeta are to start a "Victory Tour" of the country, she is visited par President Snow, who explains that he is angry with her for breaking the rules at the end of the last Hunger Games, which permitted both Peeta and Katniss to win. Snow tells Katniss that when she defied the Capitol, she inspired rebellion in the districts.
The first stop on the Victory Tour is District 11, the accueil of Katniss's deceased...

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds (2023) | Poster

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Rachel Zegler is Lucy Gray Baird | The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023) Poster

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The Hunger Games Review

posted by QUEST25

I'm not some big newspaper ou anything i'm just a girl that like lire so don't get to expectant ou me just yet. I l’amour The Hunger Games trilogy, I've read The Hunger Games 3 times, Catching feu 2 times, and The Mockingjay 2 times. I know that doesnt seem like much but it is. Everytime i read these livres i get attached to the characters again and again. I know this might sound a little weird but i l’amour going through their(Peeta and Katniss) story. I l’amour feeling their pain and living their painful life. It's one of my favori places to run away to. I'm not a lovey dovey type but the romance...

Katniss Everdeen

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You’ve got to go through it to get to the end of it

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Katniss

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