(Tabuu leads the 22 smashers to the far side of the plage where there are boxes of Jacuzzi parts.)

Olimar: How are we going to open them?

Tabuu: With your teeth … Duh!

All: toi can't be serious

Tabuu: Yes I am, toi see, the plus toi suffer the higher the ratings go and ratings are GOOD!

(Presently the teams find themselves taking the parts to the camp. For the nose pickers, C. faucon can carry a caisse all par himself, Nana and Popo worked together to cary a crate, Ness is helping Lucas carry one, Kirby is making everyone else do the work, Bowser is carrying 4, DK and Diddy are helping each other...

Tabuu: Your first challenge is that toi will be jumping of fungus peak into the sea; fungus peak is 10 thousand feet tall.

Everyone else: WHAT!

Tabuu: toi see, toi will have to jump down and land in the sûr, sans danger area, that small green one, but if toi land in the red zone, let's just say toi will be requin food

Kirby: Piyo.

After a half heure hike up the mountain, all the contestants find themselves looking down at the sea and sharks below.

[Peach: Oh my, I sure was scared when we found out what we were going to do, I felt like fainting!]

Tabuu: First up are the nose pickers, which one of toi will go first?...

Tabuu:Alright Link since toi won the money which party toi want hot tub ou party boat?

[Link:Since I won the $1,000,000 I can't pick so I mix both.]

Link:Both!

Tabuu:Alright the let's PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:(cheers)

[Pikachu:Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pikaa!]

Link:Cool hot tub Tabuu

Tabuu:Thank I have a button that make bubbles.

Link:Oh I thought toi farted.

Sonic:I farted sorry.

Everyone:EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:Guys stay away from sonic for a while.

[Sonic:I gotta stop eating the chilil dog but is so freakin good.]

(Eating a chilil dog)

[Master Hand:Ok me and Crazy hand...

(After the smashers dried off, everyone followed Tabuu to the camp feu area where some sit on logs and others stand.)

Tabuu: Now here is the deal, toi are all going to stay here for 8 weeks in order to win, every 2 days their will be a challenge, the losing team will have to vote off a member, the smasher who stays here longest without getting voted off will be the winner and will win 1,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of a nourriture of their choice.

(Everyone looks exited but Lucas was sweating)

Tabuu: When I call your name go stand over there, the people who end up with toi will be your team,...

(Later that jour it is now dark and night has fallen, crickets are chirping, things are going bump in the night and Lucas is scared. The nose pickers were currently sleeping in bliss with victory fresh in their heads.)

(At the camp feu all the toenail eaters are sitting on logs, looking depressed about losing. Then Tabuu arrives carrying a tray of 14 marshmallows.)

Tabuu: salut guys, and welcome to the first camp feu ceremony, toi will notice I am carrying a tray of marshmallows, a delicious treat campers usually enjoy around camp fires but here they represent life. When I call your name toi will...

The scene on TV shows an abandoned island overran with weeds and pests, friendly animaux and toon eating monsters as well as a bateau parking dock par the requin filled sea that surrounds the island.

The scene changes to a computerized man all covered in blue, and he has no hair at all. Just completely blue and computerized.

Tabuu: Hello and welcome to Total Smash Island, I'm your host Tabuu, and i was a bad guy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but that another story. And we are live here at Brawl Island.

(He continues to walk over a bridge over a river to a crummy old summer camp.)

Tabuu: Here's the deal,...

I know I'm a few days late, but hey, better late than never xD. I could talk about the direct entirely, but there would be so much to talk about that I'm not sure if I could finish it.
Let's start off with Simon.
Castlevania was a big name back in the NES days, so it's cool to have that franchise represented in smash. He's interesting because he's the first fighter to fight with a whip. I know Zero Suit Samus has the Plasma Whip, but she only uses it in her Side special and up smash (and formerly up special and side smash). Simon uses it for his basic attacks. It looks like it'll give him longer...

The story starts when Zelda is talking to pêche, peach at the Temple.

Zelda:Hey Peach! Do toi ever think Mario gets tired of saving ppl all of the time?
Peach:Yeah...I think he gets really tired! Even though Yoshi and Luigi help,I think so...
Zelda:Link gets tired to! He thinks i went to Planet Popstar! LOL
Kirby: *flies in* Have toi seen Sonic?
Peach:Yeah,why?
Kirby:I wanna avaler, hirondelle him! XD
Zelda: 0_0
Kirby:It's what i do! XD
Peach:Do toi do anything else?
Kirby:Not rlly...
Peach:Let's go find Sonic...*goes to Green colline Zone*
Zelda:Go avaler, hirondelle him! He's right there ok!?!?!
Kirby:Can I avaler, hirondelle you?
Zelda:No! You...

Tabuu:Welcome to the season finally of TOTAL SAMASH INLAND!!!We got the guys Link and Gaondorf if toi wanna pee.TOO BAD!! Just sit and watch who wins and bring accueil with $1,000,000!!

Tabuu:Alright guys here the losers that didn't make it.

(Then there's Zelda,Sonic,Ike,Marth,Pokemon trainer,Pikachu,Fox,Falco,Lucario,Meta Kight,and Yoshi walking to Link's side.)

(Then there's Mario,Dokeny Kong,Bowser,King Dededede,Wario,Snake,Pit,Samus,R.O.B,Kirby,and loup walking to Gaondorf's side.)

Link:That $1,000,000 is mine Goandrok!

Goandorf:No! it will be mine Keebler Elf.

Tabuu:Alright stop it. this is Round...