after sonic asked shadow to marry him:

sonic: im so happy that were finally married... and thank god amy isnt he-

amy: ....hello......sonic.

sonic:{shit!!}

shadow: hello amy.

amy: h-hello shadow.

amy: grrrr. SONIC YOU BASTARD!! WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A FAGOT LIKE SHADOW? I MEAN..GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? IM GOING TO TURN INTO A LESBIAN.. SO FUCK YOU SONIC!! {crys and runs away}

sonic: amy wait!

shadow: heh. stupid girl. so.... when do you wanna ...you know?

sonic: shadow you pervy dog..

shadow: hehe.

scourge: wazzup? -hic- i.. im happy for you-hic- guyss.

sonic: umm... thanks?

luna: um...hes drunk.

scourge: damn right i am.... hey luna... how bout you and me go fuck each other in the apartment?

luna:....maybe later.

scourge:wooooo{falls down} ow.....

luna: eeyyeeaah....soooo.. whats up?

shadow: nothing much.....you?

luna: nadda.

sonic:.....is he okay?

luna looks down at scourge.

luna: yo scourge..... you alright?

scourge: im gonna fuck you up...hehehe

luna: yeah your alright. see ya guys later... now if you exscuse me... i have to take mr drunk pants away.

sonic: sooo....wanna fuck me?

shadow stares at sonic.... picks him up and runs back home....

to be continued. :3