Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.

Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do toi mind if I take a minute to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do toi want us to let someone in while toi warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do toi think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He a dit it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark:...

The final actor to arrive was Josh.

Josh: Hi. My name is Josh.
Casting Director: Hi. Nice to meet you. Did toi get a copy of the lines?
Josh: Yes. I'd also like to do a monologue.
Casting Director: Good. toi can start when you're ready.
Josh: Cool. *Goes to the back, and pulls up a chair*
Casting Director: What do toi need that for?
Josh: You'll see. *Puts the chair in the middle of the stage, sits in it, and pretends to drive a car*

The Casting Director, and Roger started whispering to each other.

Casting Director: what is he doing?
Roger: it looks like he's pantomiming. play along with it for now....

A crocodile, chameleon, and bee walk in wearing business suits. Charlize follows them.

Agent 1: *Talking on his cell phone* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well then we're walking. I want 5%, ou we're walking. WALKING!!!!!! 2.5%, and a free hot tub? toi got yourself a deal. *Hangs up, looks at the Casting Director* My client wants her own dressing room along with her usual salary, 10% of the box office, and a bowl of skittles at every rehearsal.
Charlize: chocolat covered skittles.
Agent 2: Are toi sure? That's a little disgusting.
Charlize: chocolat covered skittles, ou I walk!
Agent 3: This is not negotiable....