Duke: toi know, it's crazy how wrong toi can be about a person. Just crazy. toi think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. toi know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: toi don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks,...

Cheryl: Viola, darling. Remember, chew like toi have a secret...

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Andrew: Well salut there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What... what are toi hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just...
Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

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Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?
Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]
Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look....