Help me add to my "You know your obsessed with Sherlock when..." list?

18. toi and your friend call each other Sherlock and Watson CONSTANTLY. toi also have several rows with each other over who is Sherlock. When toi have a costume jour at school, she dresses up as Sherlock and demands toi be her Watson. 19.You really are bored and toi tell another friend that toi are and toi wish toi had a gun so toi could shoot at the wall. Your friend responds: And draw a smiley face? You: OH MY GOD YES!!! 20.You are in a store lire prices for various items and toi notice toi add “quid” at the end of every price. 2.You spend all most all of your time on the Sherlock fansite on Fanpop. 22. toi coordinate a whole evening in order to try to find the first season of Sherlock. Which of course, goes exactly as planned. With a couple extra surprises amidst the evening. 23.You go to a lot of effort to prove to your friend that toi are Sherlock. Such as creating several ciphers, explaining the entire definition of clostridium botulinum and so on. 24. Dedicating a whole folder in your folders to Sherlock, filling it with pictures of Sherlock and naming them accordingly, and making different things about Sherlock and ou having to do with Sherlock. 25. toi are sitting in your French II class taking a test. But all toi can think about is Sherlock with his chemise unbuttoned two buttons at the haut, retour au début laying on the sofa par the mur doing nicotine patches being pensive. toi will not admit it, but toi are also sitting there wondering what he looks like with his chemise off. 26.You cannot think about Sherlock ou talk about Sherlock without thinking ou talking about The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 27. toi joined fanpop toi made your nom d’utilisateur Dr. John H. Watson. 28.You really want to make a blog, The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson and a website, The Science of Deduction. 29. toi keep making yourself a cuppa' tea. REALLY. 30. Another of your Friends wants coffee. toi buy her a cup. She: I'm not sure how it will taste. I've never had this kind. I'll use TWO sugars. You: LOL. She doesn't even know. 31. toi buy a trench manteau with black and grey patterning, black buttons, and a tie around the waist. No matter how hard toi try, toi CANNOT STOP WEARING IT! Only when toi are on feu do toi literally rip it off. toi also buy a multi-colored scarf. No, that DOES NOT mean toi are gay! toi have a strong urge to carry a fairly large plaid coin bourse, sac à main when toi wear the trench manteau and inside the bourse, sac à main a magnifying glass which toi just happen to have in your bedroom. I have to stop there. I've come up with a LOT plus though. If toi would like to see the rest of what I've come up with so far, please let me know.

toi have started wearing the collier up on your manteau to look 'cool' and 'Sherlock-esque'

When toi start finding yourself shooting at a mur because you're bored

When someone is shouting and all toi hear is "Vatican Cameo" and toi drop to the ground immediately.
When toi ask to marry someone with the words: "Do toi want to be the Sherlock to my John?"
When toi have a riding crop but toi don't have a horse.

1/You can't see any Chinese écriture on your fortune cookie wraps without thinking it's a code.
2/You want to slap all the girls named Irene
3/You always wonder what you're going to find when toi open your fridge
4/You absolutely need a friend called John
5/You speak to everyone as if they were retards
6/You dream of going to Buckingham Palace in your best sheet
7/You see your brother as your arch-enemy
8/You have only one way to wear your scarf
9/You avoid swimming-pools
10/When toi go to the museum, toi can't help thinking there's a trick in each painting

When toi have the show's theme song as your ringtone and toi are now fascinated with the original Sherlock Holmes stories and want to read them yourself. And now toi think that Smart is the NEW SEXY!