toi know you’re a Severus Snape fan girl when….

•you buy your boyfrind/partner a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-) I wanted to. We were taking my little cousins trick-or-treating this year. I a dit he should dress up as Severus. He looked at me funny, rolled his eyes, and a dit "Absolutely not." :/

•you've done an advanced chercher on Google using the mots-clés "Severus Snape romantic smut" No. *long pause* I don't know how to use advanced Google search.

•You have a photo album on Facebook dedicated to Snape It's not on Facebook . . . yet.

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether ou not Snape was a virgin when he died....and toi think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign." Yes. Many, many times.

•you wonder what cologne Snape would wear. Yep

•Snape is your desktop fond d’écran No. My boyfriend changes always changes it :(

Also:
-You drive your boyfriend/fiance/husband/friends crazy with how much toi talk about him.
-You've memorized quotes/movements from the books/movies.
-People from class/work think you're obsessed.
-Your close family and Friends know you're obsessed.

I've done so much plus I cant even name.... yeah I admit... their pretty creepy things to do too, and way beyond obsessive... Im guilty of it. if people here knew, surely they;d send me to an asylum compartment at a childrens sick hospital lol

I've done all there in that listing 'cept the first one(no boyfriends for me... I l’amour only severus)

as for the seconde one I've searched up things a little related xD

I get so pissed when people even JOKE about anything considered "bad" about severus. back in 8th grade, this kid was joking with me about who he'd kill in the wizarding world- he a dit he'd go for severus as soon as he got there. I shoved him back against the bureau with my hands at his throat and threatened if he a dit anything like that again I'd "****ing kill him".

I can say so much about severus; but for some odd reason I can never type it out really well... *laughs* I guess its sûr, sans danger to say that Im highly protective of the one I love.... maybe Im too young to understand it; but.... toi wanna guard the respect of the one toi l’amour with your life.... right?

anyway I'll name some things I've done in the past an that I remember and not find drastic;

-I sleep with a picture of him under my pillow(my severus snape pillow); on the back of the picture is a kind of poetic incantation I wrote devoting my l’amour to him... so it can help me sleep peacefully
-I have a small émeraude green sack; I put a spoon-scoop of lavender inside it and placed a picture of severus in it(with our names on the back of the picture); I sometimes put that under my oreiller too, but mostly I meditate with it.
-my entire mur suivant to the lit has so many pictures and posters)including pictures I drew of me and him of him on it- that recently, I had to déplacer to the suivant mur across it, tear down some things, and replace them with severus... still not done.
-I always watch his scenes in one of the hp films to help fall asleep.
-I highlight all the things that remind me of severus in my HP books(including his name and his scenes)
-I wear hand-made necklaces, bracelets, and earings of him... along with my chemise I wear like 3 ou 4 times to school in the week(I need plus severus shirts = ( I have at least 3 slytherin shirts)
-I have a doe and severus snape silly bandz on my left arm.
-There's a mark on my left hand that I made a an ago... its a cœur, coeur with S+S(representing me and him) in it. I drew it one jour in class- that one fateful jour started the whole new "modus operandi"... I've been retracing it on my hand for a an now- basically ever since october of 09 lol. Everytime it begins to fade(whether it be passing days ou after getting out of the shower) I retrace it- I might actually have a tattooist permenantly trace over it when I turn 18 in 3 years... as like a childhood memory of some kind.
-at school, I told my teachers to call my last name "snape". they do... except my health teacher, he really only calls me that as a joke

LOOOOL !!!

•you've done an advanced chercher on Google using the mots-clés "Severus Snape romantic smut"
=> Does searching for the same on FanFiction.net count ?
=> Does écriture on the same count ?
... because I do both !

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether ou not Snape was a virgin when he died....and toi think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virgin."
=> Oh yes... many conversations going here par the way... about his virginity. I even write about it ! Does that count ?
=> Same proposition but replace "virginity" par "size of his cock" in the conversation and you'll achieve the same results.

•Snape is your desktop fond d’écran
=> Oh yes, he is !!! *sigh*

I would add another proposition to your liste : toi know you're a fangirl of him when toi spend a certain amount of time on this spot !!!

Great pic par the way.

éditer : I have inherited a locket (the same kind of jewel as the Slytherin locket), which can be opened. I have inserted a picture of Severus inside, as well as the Slytherin crest (that's the type of locket into which toi may insert two pics). I know, I'm crazy.

I have him as my desktop fond d’écran and certainly have a photo album dedicated to him and yeah.....my best friend is probabaly fed up of hearing about him MDR I also know he wouldn't be a virgin if he met me ;D

To add a few of my own:

I wear a badge that says 'I always trusted Snape' lol

I repeatedly watch manipulated vidéos of him in 'romantic' situations.

During certain, intimate occasions, I think of him only.

I've even purchased a Slytharin badge lol

•you buy your boyfrind/partner a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-) - I wish, he'd kill me first. Boyfriend I mean :P/b]

•you've done an advanced chercher on Google using the mots-clés "Severus Snape romantic smut" [b]check

•You have a photo album on Facebook dedicated to Snape not yet, but working on it

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether ou not Snape was a virgin when he died....and toi think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign." check

•you wonder what cologne Snape would wear. check

•Snape is your desktop fond d’écran check

also:

- read Severus Snape fanfiction, mostly smut
- watch Harry potter films over and over again, rewinding the Snape scenes few times before proceeding with the rest of the movie
- have Severus Snape text messages alert tone on my cell phone
- have Severus Snape as my cellphone fond d’écran as well

that's from the haut, retour au début of my head

toi have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether ou not Snape was a virgin when he died....and toi think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign."

toi wonder what cologne Snape would wear.

toi buy for your chimical teacher a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-)


I agree with bri-marie about that:

-You drive your boyfriend/fiance/husband/friends crazy with how much toi talk about him.( wich i already did xD)
-You've memorized quotes/movements from the books/movies. (check)
-People from class/work think you're obsessed. (check)
-Your close family and Friends know you're obsessed.(and check)

Have the whole biography of Snape for the Harry Potter encyclopedia

Watch over and over again the Harry Potter films only the scene with Snape ;)

Have a lot of pictures about Snape in front of your bureau in your room.

Celebrate Snape birthday the January 9 ;)

Be a fan of severus Snape on Fanpop

I seem to be a bit weird... in that I absolutely l’amour and adore Sev, and imagine myself spending hours and hours in his company,

(Haha... "Put it down, Bella... we mustn't touch what isn't, ours..." Sorry, just got to that bit in the movie :D)

talking to him, finding out all about him, him teaching me things and so on. I'm not in love with him though... just... I don't know what the word is... infatuated, I guess. I almost want to... be him... I don't know how to explain it... He's so powerful, I l’amour how he walks around with "F*CK OFF* tattooed across his face :)

Although... watching him throw his arm back to undo the spell on the Malfoys gates in DHp1 runs a shiver through my stomach EVERY time (and I've seen it... a LOT).

He's possibly the most complicated person I've ever come across...

Does any of that make sense?

PEOPLE THINK IM SO WEIRD FOR IT!!!!
I do everything minus the boyfriends -I only want my severus.
I cry alot now that the 8th films come out. But as Neville said, 'he's in our hearts."
I also have adiary that I make a fantaisie life revolving around my daily life with him. I am in my fourh year, a potions whizz and a Gyfindor. Dont ask questions Well, if your any snape fangirl you'd understand.
I'm still trying to gain back the 20 pounds I Lost due to snape related depression from watching the movie him die.
He was my first crush, and he will remain my only.
Forever.

I'm adding my:

toi dream of Snape when toi doze off XD

So true, I l’amour checking on my phone just to see my fond d’écran of him. I like his cool look and vibe, and that he is so protective with his amor ones. I also impersonate him in private. I don't have black cloaks o jacket, I wish to someday (I am secretly in amor with how cloaks fly when the person turn swiftly) I dress in all black. I actually look like him but in girl form, with black hair and long nose. I talk the way in low pitch like he talks privately too. I like him coz I find him relatable, in fact the most relatable in HP... I didnt experience bullying exactly but had people talk behind my back (every school day) for over 6 years. Unfortunately I can hear what they say about me most of the time. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. I feel like I am practicing Occlumency, try not to give a Fxxx about what they say, just live in my inner circulo and focus on my studies. I am also good at science and chemistry. People often say I am quite cool and distant but I like it that way. I am also soft on the inside. Luckily I have got some good Friends and family unlike Sev, And no one actually bullies me por force. In fact, I made a DIY potion display shelf occupying half of all my HP DIY collection. I had real fun doing DIYs! Being a poor girl, I mostly improvise and DIY. I have a mini cauldron, many potions, improvised bezoars and resurrection stone. I also DIY Advanced Potion making book inspired monthly planner for 2020 with APM cover and "this book is the property of myname". I identify myself as a Ravenclaw who likes creating things! Omg I reveal myself so much that I am embarrassed...