Why dont the Sam Winchestr Spot - have a Sam Quoat

its just that in the < Deans Winchester Spot >
the clubs devise . is a Dean Quoat

it would be cool to have something this

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im awesome
i Lost my shoe
my daddy short ur daddy in the head
wait there no such thing as licornes
its spectaculacular
and appaently clowns kill
yeah so stupid