People, it is with a heavy cœur, coeur that I right this. It has come to my attention that people are dishonouring Là le Phadraig.

I know, I know, it is shameful, sickening and downright disrespectful. Contain youselves a moment.

How? How are they desecrating the most important jour in the Irish social calender?





St. Patty's.

That's right. Patty. I have seen people who use this foul bastardisation freely. It must be stopped, before the minds of the people are completely corrupted.

Firstly, St. Patrick's Day, though celebrated internationally, is an Irish day. And, in keeping...