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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people toi just didn’t want to annoy – toi know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, toi just didn’t want to traverser, croix Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and l’amour potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in l’amour if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolat a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolat a jour before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in l’amour approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic l’amour suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by canal
The third story of beyong me

Blood stained the white chemise I was wearing. "Oh great" I a dit sarcastically. Jonathan laughed "It's okay just throw it away when toi change" he a dit with a smirk-like grin. I gave him a confused look. "It's my shirt" he said. Mason wondered off into a huge cave. I grabbed Jonathan's hand and ran to catch up to Mason. "How did we get here" I asked remembering I only fell asleep. "Well considering whatyou are toi rhum off to places when toi sleep and toi summon people according to what problem your in" Mason explained. I looked at Jonathan my face making it look like...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I l’amour this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face ou the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I l’amour him with all my heart. I l’amour the way he sings, I l’amour the way he looks, I l’amour the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that toi are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the suivant aléatoire thing no matter how ridiculous ou stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them toi can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. ou (._.) indecisive
:-) ou =] ou :) ou =) ou :] ou :^) ou :D ou :^D Smile ou happy
:-L ou =L ou o¬o Drool ou Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( ou =( ou D: ou D= Frown ou Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP ou XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD ou XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S ou :s ou =S ou =s confused
:Þ ou :þ ou =b ou =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ ou : ou =/ ou = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, ou a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If toi know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, ou always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with ou without apps running ou photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If toi are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by bvbmary15
* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with toi ex when she is not with you, toi might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and Kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes ou call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your Friends … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset...
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posted by australia-101
Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as toi scroll down.

Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as toi scroll down.

Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animaux name

Almost there........

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand toi are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand toi counted with and hold it out in front of toi at face level

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?

Of course not.......

Now claque, smack yourself in the head and get a life. :)
posted by australia-101
toi may be stupid if... can't remember how to spell "IQ." can't remember the number for 911. just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon. use correction fluid on your PC monitor. fail Physical Education. can not spell it. try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage! put braille on a drive up teller machine. think taco cloche, bell is a Mexican phone company. think a pigpen is something to write with!!! think a cartoon is a song about automobiles. use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder. frequently...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish toi were a door so I could slam toi all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do toi work for UPS? I thought I saw toi checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy toi a drink ou do toi just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted lit Thrasher: have toi seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make toi the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and toi can...
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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a chienne ou a dick which ever gender toi are!

1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so toi can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have Friends to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a an later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutes later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if toi are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when toi get woken up, scream loudly...
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aléatoire strangers

stare at them and as soon as toi notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"

bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"

yell "hey blondie" at them "how toi doin"

randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't rejoindre in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.

hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.


constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises

tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend

sing really...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did toi get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A manchot, pingouin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like toi just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the nourriture in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a question nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable par the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... MDR twss

1. Are toi single?

2. Are toi happy about that?

3. Are toi bored?

4. Are toi sad?

5. Are toi Italian?

6. Are toi pregnant?

8. Are toi cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are toi Irish?

10. Are your parents still married?

1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:

9. favori color:
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a lit of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your oreiller X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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