Mixing memes

(This article is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of animé each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how toi want to be "Miku-Chan" when toi get older.

4. On haut, retour au début of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If toi have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that toi think they're Tom Cruise ou Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie étoile, star in question).
Ask the guy suivant to toi to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person suivant to you, "Are toi in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, toi have a very irate home,' she a dit governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....