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posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of clubs i see a question saying "Can toi plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on aléatoire is Can toi plz be my fan? Just filling up my mises à jour plus and plus everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 ou plus fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some plus fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the plus fans its just life XD And toi gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fans to see whoever new person toi are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat toi dont deserve.
And suivant time i see a question like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us rejoindre forces.








-Tayloraddict-1

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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight heure lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are toi a really bad singer, ou a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, toi shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, toi be allowed to touch the Londres broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time toi eat ou drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell toi all these: What dates & Why toi don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's jour
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday ou the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, toi know how if toi see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why toi ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would toi want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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User: I didn't know toi could play Twister all par yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know toi could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: toi spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he ou she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that toi can see that toi di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE aléatoire SPOT
by Me_Iz_Here

•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. toi don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If toi troll, toi die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But toi WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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posted by wolfgirl985
1. Grab your spoon and put nourriture on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water ou soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table, tableau and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When toi take a drink of your water ou soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When toi got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives toi a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if toi have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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