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posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of clubs i see a question saying "Can toi plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on aléatoire is Can toi plz be my fan? Just filling up my mises à jour plus and plus everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 ou plus fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some plus fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the plus fans its just life XD And toi gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fans to see whoever new person toi are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat toi dont deserve.
And suivant time i see a question like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us rejoindre forces.








-Tayloraddict-1

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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I l’amour your physique. toi must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and toi will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure toi don’t use this on every seconde guy.2. “Have we met before ou do toi have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are toi going to ask me out, ou do toi like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when toi are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. toi always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are toi an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelée because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelée because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often toi receive a strange text message from someone toi don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, ou sent from a spy trying to warn toi of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do toi handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. toi can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say toi should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching télévision par candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find télévision very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casserole, cocotte

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole canard

•    All foam, no beer...
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