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posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of clubs i see a question saying "Can toi plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on aléatoire is Can toi plz be my fan? Just filling up my mises à jour plus and plus everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 ou plus fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some plus fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the plus fans its just life XD And toi gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fans to see whoever new person toi are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat toi dont deserve.
And suivant time i see a question like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us rejoindre forces.








-Tayloraddict-1

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1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used par Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When toi die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on haut, retour au début of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the an - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million....
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added by randomgirl3000
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. toi are going to fail the class completely no matter what toi get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, débats your réponses with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure toi can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the...
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he a dit "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just l’amour alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and a dit "see toi in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the seconde man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just l’amour to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Researchers in the UK examined plus than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A joint, joint d’étanchéité walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner boutique - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell toi what I l’amour doing plus than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, toi did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick toi up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If toi want to rendez-vous amoureux, date other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. chiens are fine, but chatons are plus cuddly.

7. Hey, that chemise looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first jour we a dit hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are toi really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he a dit that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can toi tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern jour issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). l’amour ou hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years il y a were blacks donné the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If toi buy your husband ou boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when toi go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ ou men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are plus women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make toi smile when toi are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but toi always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give toi the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind toi and put his arms around toi

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer toi plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of l’amour .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when toi take...
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added by Sen_Kagemiya
Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO toi WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

toi CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY toi HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY jour (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

chienne WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT cul, ass CUZ toi CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make toi laugh so hard


3.It can make toi cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes toi wish toi lived in the Naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes toi think about it all the time


15.It teaches toi Naruto history