Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would toi like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" a dit Julie.
"Well, how much do toi want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and par the way," a dit Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would toi like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" a dit Julie.
"Well, how much do toi want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door.
"I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and par the way," a dit Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question
cerise pie
pomme pie
CHICKEN pie
those are the best pies ever
but
i
love
banane
WE
LOVE
BANANA
I
LOVE
banane
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COW
ROOF
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MOOOOOOOO
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NAYYYY
HELLO
I
LIKE
PIE
but the banane and pie
died
its
so
sad
BUT OHWELL
I
LOVE
APPLES
WE
LOVE
APPLES
TWILIGHT
SAM
BELLA
EDWARD
ROSELLE
EMMIT
JASPER
ESME
ALICE
JACOB
BAAAAAAAAAARONICA
EGG
CHICKEN
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question
cerise pie
pomme pie
CHICKEN pie
those are the best pies ever
but
i
love
banane
WE
LOVE
BANANA
I
LOVE
banane
SHEEP
COW
ROOF
BAAAAAAA
MOOOOOOOO
MEOWWWWWW
NAYYYY
HELLO
I
LIKE
PIE
but the banane and pie
died
its
so
sad
BUT OHWELL
I
LOVE
APPLES
WE
LOVE
APPLES
TWILIGHT
SAM
BELLA
EDWARD
ROSELLE
EMMIT
JASPER
ESME
ALICE
JACOB
BAAAAAAAAAARONICA
EGG
CHICKEN