Be proud of your gender
Reasons why toi shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 secondes flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. toi know stuff about tanks
4. A five jour vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. toi can open all your own jars
7. Old Friends don't give toi crap if you've gained weight
8. Your cul, ass is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bière gut does not make toi invisible to the opposite sex
11. toi can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. toi can kill your own food
14. The garage is all yours
15. toi get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if toi swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. toi don't have to shave below your neck
19. toi don't have to curl up to a hairy cul, ass every night
20. chocolat is just another snack
21. toi get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. toi can wear a white chemise to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick cul, ass over bridal showers
28. Someday toi get to be a dirty old man
29. toi can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. toi never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when toi walk into the room
36. toi can sit with your knees apart no matter what toi are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. toi know stuff about everyone
2. toi rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. toi won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your manette, manette de jeu is
8. toi smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for toi to marry for money
11. Crying gets toi anything
12. You'll never have plus hair in your nose than on your head
13. toi have plus hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. toi don't need a titre to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. toi have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap toi for telling a dirty joke
19. toi can whip men for money
20. toi know that penis size really does matter
21. toi can walk down the rue without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. toi can admire another woman without your Friends accusing toi of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. toi know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Friends won't call toi pussywhipped behind your back
29. toi can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. toi can get into a fenderbender and nobody questions your womanhood
32. toi don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why toi shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 secondes flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. toi know stuff about tanks
4. A five jour vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. toi can open all your own jars
7. Old Friends don't give toi crap if you've gained weight
8. Your cul, ass is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bière gut does not make toi invisible to the opposite sex
11. toi can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. toi can kill your own food
14. The garage is all yours
15. toi get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if toi swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. toi don't have to shave below your neck
19. toi don't have to curl up to a hairy cul, ass every night
20. chocolat is just another snack
21. toi get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. toi can wear a white chemise to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick cul, ass over bridal showers
28. Someday toi get to be a dirty old man
29. toi can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. toi never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when toi walk into the room
36. toi can sit with your knees apart no matter what toi are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. toi know stuff about everyone
2. toi rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. toi won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your manette, manette de jeu is
8. toi smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for toi to marry for money
11. Crying gets toi anything
12. You'll never have plus hair in your nose than on your head
13. toi have plus hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. toi don't need a titre to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. toi have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap toi for telling a dirty joke
19. toi can whip men for money
20. toi know that penis size really does matter
21. toi can walk down the rue without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. toi can admire another woman without your Friends accusing toi of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. toi know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your Friends won't call toi pussywhipped behind your back
29. toi can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. toi can get into a fenderbender and nobody questions your womanhood
32. toi don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper