Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. déplacer a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick toi out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t toi people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what toi can “catch” par casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people toi can get to rejoindre in.
19. Play football using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race toi across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks toi get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka ou Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind toi in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to aléatoire strangers and say “I haven’t seen toi in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a oreiller fort.
43. Shopping chariot, panier races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their chariot, panier to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another Candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until toi get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a nourriture court, buy a soft drink; explain that toi don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid ou a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. déplacer a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick toi out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t toi people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what toi can “catch” par casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people toi can get to rejoindre in.
19. Play football using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race toi across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks toi get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka ou Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind toi in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to aléatoire strangers and say “I haven’t seen toi in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a oreiller fort.
43. Shopping chariot, panier races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their chariot, panier to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another Candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until toi get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a nourriture court, buy a soft drink; explain that toi don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
These citations are citations with differnt meanings of furet ou just the animal.
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a furet bites toi it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vues are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, toi can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to furet it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and furet it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I l’amour you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and toi don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do toi use these emotions ou others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See plus emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. ou be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat nourriture that can make toi sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda ou crush
4) gety near load stuff ou equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late heure
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rue orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make toi hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what toi did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes toi mad ou doesnt agree with your point of view toi just rapporter them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes toi mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont rapporter thm. Because we are a big family and we dont rapporter ou block family we care and montrer l’amour for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to rapporter someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
l’amour all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes toi mad ou doesnt agree with your point of view toi just rapporter them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes toi mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont rapporter thm. Because we are a big family and we dont rapporter ou block family we care and montrer l’amour for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to rapporter someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
l’amour all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do toi want?" "I'm calling to rapporter my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank toi very much for the call, sir." The suivant day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
