Song: link
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if toi don't have enough water, ou shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if toi bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were plus men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the mettre en ligne button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone a volé, étole the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did toi see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did toi find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a mur as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our suivant target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning feu with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three plus bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He a dit it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just Lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. toi must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down suivant to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment toi two will be working on. He'll fill toi in on everything when toi go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued lire his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. toi are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet toi too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank toi Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a bureau with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have toi got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, toi have a special round of ammo that can feu explosive bullets. Ellie, toi got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: toi don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when toi can steal a fusil, carabine from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* toi can store many items in here, but toi can also use it as a gas grenade if toi need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission toi two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope toi get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So toi finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a chercher & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for toi at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man toi killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination toi two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged par Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: toi can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if toi spot our target. toi remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the musique as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed par Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns feu with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill plus soldiers*
Sasha: We need plus backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are toi alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told toi to stay par the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted toi to stay there for a reason. I gotta get toi to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are toi making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did toi find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank toi for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call toi once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* toi have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: toi were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave toi two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: toi used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two plus hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us plus supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. toi just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do toi think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the mettre en ligne time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two plus guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 plus guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. toi focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her bourse, sac à main as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to annuler that mettre en ligne before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the mettre en ligne screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If toi can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With plus bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together plus often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if toi don't have enough water, ou shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if toi bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were plus men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the mettre en ligne button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone a volé, étole the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did toi see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did toi find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a mur as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our suivant target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning feu with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three plus bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He a dit it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just Lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. toi must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down suivant to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment toi two will be working on. He'll fill toi in on everything when toi go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued lire his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. toi are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet toi too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank toi Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a bureau with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have toi got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, toi have a special round of ammo that can feu explosive bullets. Ellie, toi got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: toi don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when toi can steal a fusil, carabine from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* toi can store many items in here, but toi can also use it as a gas grenade if toi need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission toi two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope toi get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So toi finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a chercher & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for toi at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man toi killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination toi two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged par Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: toi can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if toi spot our target. toi remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the musique as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed par Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns feu with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill plus soldiers*
Sasha: We need plus backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are toi alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told toi to stay par the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted toi to stay there for a reason. I gotta get toi to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are toi making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did toi find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank toi for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call toi once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* toi have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: toi were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave toi two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: toi used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two plus hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us plus supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. toi just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do toi think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the mettre en ligne time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two plus guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 plus guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. toi focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her bourse, sac à main as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to annuler that mettre en ligne before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the mettre en ligne screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If toi can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With plus bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together plus often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
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