i just copied and pasted it! :P
plus than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS toi CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send toi a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long toi can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, ou try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as toi can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh ou ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because par trying too much, toi remember what toi were trying to avoid thinking of. If toi try too little, toi end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing par and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag ou knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner ou later one of your mind commands will come true, so toi can convince yourself that toi really have super human powers and waste even plus time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the rue with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 secondes plus entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers par marks out of ten as toi go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and chaussure, chaussures choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a aléatoire word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice suivant to being in pain.
Try to avaler, hirondelle your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as toi walk along and add a racing commentary as toi pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make étoile, star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand par an electric door to a bank ou something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 secondes of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved par looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy toi can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye ou busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when toi go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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plus than useful i found it amusing! :P
1. THINGS toi CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send toi a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long toi can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, ou try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as toi can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh ou ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because par trying too much, toi remember what toi were trying to avoid thinking of. If toi try too little, toi end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing par and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag ou knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner ou later one of your mind commands will come true, so toi can convince yourself that toi really have super human powers and waste even plus time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the rue with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 secondes plus entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers par marks out of ten as toi go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and chaussure, chaussures choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a aléatoire word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice suivant to being in pain.
Try to avaler, hirondelle your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as toi walk along and add a racing commentary as toi pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make étoile, star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand par an electric door to a bank ou something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 secondes of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved par looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy toi can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye ou busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when toi go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
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