~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines jour actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons par his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his mot de passe for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and l’amour of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away par the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the seconde time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, plus times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s favori Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's favori Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't chienne at toi if toi don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult chiens cuter than puppies. But only if toi trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s favori youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves orange sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger plus than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chocolat cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the seconde time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jésus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines jour actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons par his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his mot de passe for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and l’amour of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away par the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the seconde time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, plus times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s favori Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's favori Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't chienne at toi if toi don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult chiens cuter than puppies. But only if toi trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s favori youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves orange sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger plus than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chocolat cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the seconde time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jésus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
DEMENTED POEMS
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while il y a and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask toi somethingand i want toi to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how toi feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want toi to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi ou Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.