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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. toi use the British curse of nourriture and bad tea.

3. toi wear a scarf and when your teachers tell toi to take it off, toi say KOLKOLKOL!

4. toi imagine your favori Hetalia characters chant your favori songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. toi give people names that apply to their traits ou what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, toi say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. toi are lire this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first article on fanpop)
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't toi see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, toi gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
rapporter the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave toi alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks toi to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has toi on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every jour at school is the same
2. toi never know if your braids look digusting ou not
3. toi are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. toi would like to think that people notice ou even think about toi but toi are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows ou cares about
5. toi worry people will write nasty commentaires on your fanpop article that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all toi do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When toi only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting par an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the mur to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all questions about twilight that toi can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book rapporter on the most boring livres of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that toi hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible auteur and her livres make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minutes yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time toi see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that toi are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that toi are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure toi dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W buisson, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, ou 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th jour of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commentaires please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of nourriture and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum ou dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach toi some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room toi built under the ground and put some nourriture and drinks there!

6-When the jour comes! go to the room toi built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a aléatoire person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the haut, retour au début of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow aléatoire people all over the store ou where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a aléatoire person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender ou if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of toi have heard Born This Way par Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I l’amour everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being toi are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need nourriture when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do toi want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take toi out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call toi sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give toi a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why toi are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are toi going through now?

"I l’amour you, too." = Okay, I a dit it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized par irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing ou two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our l’amour toi lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we l’amour him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our l’amour is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we l’amour be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape ou form.
6.Guys toi should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with toi (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly l’amour we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When toi (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just lire some of the Terminator citations through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash jour tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. toi might get annoyed par it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! toi can think what ever toi can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people l’amour batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One jour he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my suivant hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that toi can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at toi a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments toi a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if toi are single.

06. He asks toi out for lunch.

07. He asks toi out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats toi like a lady.

12. He walks toi to your door.

13. He wants to see toi often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells toi he likes you.

16. His Friends know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He a dit he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I a dit "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give toi the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over par a cop and he ou she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, toi have been caught speeding, how much do toi think toi were going?" Don't say, "Well toi must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when toi haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron ou born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period ou PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have toi been putting on a little weight?" It's a chienne slap waiting to happen.

7....
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of toi who need a little help with being plus populaire on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like lire something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most populaire réponses have to do with games ou something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the fans about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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