Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The jour came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing toi know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now toi sir?', he asked the seconde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and toi don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' a dit the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very populaire cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, toi step out of the house and on the mur there's a light switch. When toi flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the grange comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the précédant three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' a dit the interviewer, stunned par the response.
'Oh sure', a dit BUBBA. 'You see, the other jour I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, ou TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The jour came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing toi know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now toi sir?', he asked the seconde man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and toi don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' a dit the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very populaire cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, toi step out of the house and on the mur there's a light switch. When toi flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the grange comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the précédant three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' a dit the interviewer, stunned par the response.
'Oh sure', a dit BUBBA. 'You see, the other jour I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, ou TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!