When you're happy and toi know it bomb Iraq
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not l’amour this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my lit looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings chevaux
and all the kings men bent the chienne over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times toi can make it rise
roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted toi
I needed toi so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find toi
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I l’amour the way it rubs against my soft rose flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the suivant time
I l’amour my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to traverser, croix the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a bateau and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, toi drive me insane.
toi fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, toi ugly cunt!
If toi cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If toi never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If toi think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not l’amour this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my lit looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings chevaux
and all the kings men bent the chienne over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times toi can make it rise
roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted toi
I needed toi so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find toi
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I l’amour the way it rubs against my soft rose flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the suivant time
I l’amour my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to traverser, croix the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a bateau and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, toi drive me insane.
toi fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, toi ugly cunt!
1.people excpect toi to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your Friends get jelious when toi hang with other people.
3.more people then toi think hate toi and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean populaire person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about toi behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put toi with your Friends because toi talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but plus then 90% of them are just hanging out with toi because your popular.
8.If your a populaire girl and toi have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling toi a slut.
9.If your a populaire boy and toi have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if toi had a good friend and then toi became populaire they might stop hanging out with toi because they think there not good enough.
2.Your Friends get jelious when toi hang with other people.
3.more people then toi think hate toi and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean populaire person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about toi behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put toi with your Friends because toi talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but plus then 90% of them are just hanging out with toi because your popular.
8.If your a populaire girl and toi have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling toi a slut.
9.If your a populaire boy and toi have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if toi had a good friend and then toi became populaire they might stop hanging out with toi because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, ou being a creep, toi will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks toi can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell toi where I fucking live so we can fuck aléatoire strangers.
Stranger: toi like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: toi ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, ou copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell toi where I fucking live so we can fuck aléatoire strangers.
Stranger: toi like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: toi ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, ou copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their nourriture (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!