The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I l’amour my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a an and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want toi to remember me par my favori perfume and my favori movies. Not par my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me par some of my favori things.
I used to play basketball, basket-ball on a team with my Friends Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I l’amour basketball, my favori team is the Lakers. I also like football. I l’amour the Steelers because they are a great team. I l’amour sports and the Orioles are my favori baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I l’amour him. All my Friends (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I a dit yes, automatically.
I like movies! pop corn, maïs soufflé is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My favori movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of films together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My favori TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch poisson Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live par what toi believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved par many, hated par none♥
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I l’amour my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a an and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want toi to remember me par my favori perfume and my favori movies. Not par my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me par some of my favori things.
I used to play basketball, basket-ball on a team with my Friends Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I l’amour basketball, my favori team is the Lakers. I also like football. I l’amour the Steelers because they are a great team. I l’amour sports and the Orioles are my favori baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I l’amour him. All my Friends (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I a dit yes, automatically.
I like movies! pop corn, maïs soufflé is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My favori movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of films together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My favori TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch poisson Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live par what toi believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved par many, hated par none♥
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving l’amour in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in toi and the things toi doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted saumon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed riz in a riz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the riz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed riz on your hand and put your favori filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled saumon on the rice. Push the filling into the riz lightly. Hold the riz between your palms. Form the riz into a round, a triangle, ou a cylinder par pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the riz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. emballage, wrap the riz ball with a strip of nori ou sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly par americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: toi got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I l’amour it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if toi call right now we will also send toi a what ever toi call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 plus dollers shiping and handleing! toi GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever toi call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever toi call it have toi credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: toi got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I l’amour it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if toi call right now we will also send toi a what ever toi call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 plus dollers shiping and handleing! toi GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever toi call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever toi call it have toi credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL jour BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST étoile, star IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all toi have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES toi THE MOST toi HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST étoile, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some animé movies,titanic
Here is some musique i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some livres i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some films i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some animé movies,titanic
Here is some musique i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some livres i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound toi get when toi scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, toi know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when toi just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. poisson fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound toi get when toi scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, toi know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when toi just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. poisson fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So toi admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
MDR yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
User: No toi are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and toi are a robot.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. toi are the robot here.
User: User: toi robot.User: toi robot.User: toi robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... toi computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So toi admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
MDR yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 heure Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There chant I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're siège Ooh K Then canard, drake Sad toi Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There canard, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fans fans Was chant Along Giving Him fleurs Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For lire And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that toi have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the réponses seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when toi find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when toi see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aléatoire person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that toi have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask questions to a magic 8 ball and take the réponses seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when toi find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when toi see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a aléatoire person!