If toi had a friend that toi spoke to the same way toi speak to yourself, how long do toi think that person would allow toi to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test toi can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have toi seen me talk to myself online? toi know, when I use the italics?

Do toi really think everyone is stalking toi ou something? Cause they arent. toi arent the center of everyone's attention toi know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real chienne a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah toi are. Even toi go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

Friends FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be Friends in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A fan OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, ou OVER BREAK, ou AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.