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JOKES CONTEST!

After a lot of PICTURE CONTESTS.........lets déplacer on to JOKES CONTESTS!
The rule is simple............post a funny joke with a funny picture par 1st June 2015
PRIZES:
1st - 10 hommages + 1 FAN
2nd - 8 PROPS
3rd- 5 PROPS
WINNERS WILL BE DECLARED ON THE aléatoire mur ON 1st JUNE
Have Fun! :)

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Dreamtime said:

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0.0 Hahaha!

MalloMar posted il y a plus d’un an

haha :p

Dreamtime posted il y a plus d’un an

blackpanther666 posted il y a plus d’un an

xD nice

Nick3600 posted il y a plus d’un an

luckyPink said:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some plus butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need plus butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get plus BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I a dit be CAREFUL! toi NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are toi CRAZY? Have toi Lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. toi know toi always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to montrer toi what it feels like when I'm driving."

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*Yawns* Nice history lesson !!!

Uaan posted il y a plus d’un an

I know right? Its 4 u.

luckyPink posted il y a plus d’un an

Uaan ur fav subject is history. So then why r u yawning?

KittyBlue posted il y a plus d’un an

ZombieGirl997 said:

2 Blondes are trying to unlock there convertible with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the haut, retour au début is down"

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And no Haters because I am very blonde. Natural blonde!

ZombieGirl997 posted il y a plus d’un an

WoW , i bet toi look very beautiful and what color your eyes are ?

Uaan posted il y a plus d’un an

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Then never mind. XD

ZombieGirl997 posted il y a plus d’un an

Ichigo127 said:

Two men walked into a bar

the third was a duck...

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????

Uaan posted il y a plus d’un an

It's Archer. MDR

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Frozengirl11 said:

Here's my all time famous joke:

Why did the golfer wear a seconde pair of pants?

Because he got a hole in one!!!!

No pic, sorry!:'(

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Nick3600 said:

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.