3 line l’amour stories! xD I'll give toi a hommage for the best one! ^^

Her tiny paws weighed down on my chest.
Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she rubbed her face on mine.
My cat reminds me that cuddling is the best medicine. <3

Dan was walking through his day. Were suddenly a ham alay. He wondered why this ham was so astray. So he took with him far far away. He then later loved the ham and waited jour after day. He finally saw the ham again on a later jour and he will say "were would i be without toi today?

Sorry for it being to long. This was made up on the spot. Sometimes my imagination is very. Very derpy.

Derp

They found each other.
They got married. The end.
(XD)

Squall X Rinoa

Both look into each other's eyes, the wind ruffling their hair and blowing it around. They hug, exchange a soft, passionate Kiss and just hold each other.

Their smile, in this precious moment of intimacy, sends papillons fluttering to your stomach. toi raise your hand, tracing your fingers gently along the soft skin of their cheek, their earlobe, their lips. "I l’amour you," they whisper.

I was filled with warmth.
And now in his arms I see new light.
I know everything will be just fine.

Once there was a hipster fish. He was in l’amour with a poisson princess. He killed her with a wand.

Once there was an insane murderer. He was in l’amour with someone, but they died. He cut his head of and kissed it.

Once there was a man with a spoon. He fell in l’amour with someone and followed him around, hitting him with the spoon. When the person he was hitting with the spoon died from being hit par a spoon they moved to France and got married.

Once there was an annoying girl named Misa. She stalked someone who she thought was her boyfriend. He used her to kill people and then he died.

Once there was a boy named Light who was a murderer. He fell in l’amour with someone who was trying to kill him. They both died.

Once there was a woman named Eowyn who fell in l’amour with a man named Aragorn. She was so in l’amour that he could see that she was in l’amour with him. It was a pointless subplot and they both married someone else.

Once there was a troll named Equius. He fell in l’amour with a troll named Gamzee. Gamzee strangled Equius and Equius let him because he liked it.

There were two people. It was l’amour at first sight and a typical boring l’amour story. The end.

Once there was a stalker. He stalked someone who he was in l’amour with and locked him in a catacomb. They fell in love.

par "three line" i assumed toi meant "three sentences." so my attempts are based off that assumption.

-once upon a time there was man sitting on a bus eating a snickers. the girl sitting beside him was a total chienne so he decided to give her a piece of his snickers bar and they fell in l’amour shortly after. love's not l’amour when your hungry, snickers satisfies.-

that's my comical entry. if toi want me to give it a real try then~

-It was dark morning in March as he sat beside her on their living room floor, warming themselves up par the feu he had made for them. All winter's snow had melted outside and the ground was turned into an ugly mush; a thick level of mist cover the ground and nothing distinguishable could be seen through the window, not his neighbors, not the city, not anything. in this moment of seclusion from the world he held her close and whispered softly into her ear, "Today is a dreary, ugly day, i will never remember that; but your beauty as toi lie here in my arms, i will remember and treasure that forever."-

His fingers twined in her soft hair, while she laid beside him. She giggled when he kissed her lips and held her tightly to his chest. He loved her dearly and loved seeing her gorgeous face smiling at him.