What is the worst way to respond to 'I l’amour you'?

Either saying "thank you" ou something along the lines of...

Canyounot.

I always say "I l’amour myself too" in response to other people that aren't my boyfriend ou my family, and they always have that look on their face hahahahah.

I'm guessing something to do with rape ou killing ou torturing. That would be a horrible response.

And I l’amour (someone else`s name hear)

Not responding can be bad... I do that when I don't know them that well/don't believe them. xD

a slap!

MDR once I had this boyfriend (he used to be my best guy friend befor that) who told me he loved me a lot but unfortunately I realized I didn't l’amour him back so I usually answered... *awkward silence*, "thanks", "okay", *this is just our first date, omg!" haha, it was pretty bad xD

Perhaps if toi start laughing hysterically.