aléatoire citations anyone...?

Damon: "Aren't toi worried that one jour all the forest animaux will band together and fight back?"

Hyaaaaaaah ha huuuaaaaaaa! ~Link

"Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling!" - Anonymous

sure..~

"I pooped today." - Albert Einstein

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives toi lemons, don't make limonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the jour it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do toi know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible citron that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

This is one of my favourites

best Friends aléatoire quote

What would I b if I didn't know Canada24 probelly b n a mental hospital

" never l’amour anyone , ou let yourself get close to anyone because they are going to die and leave toi there not knowing anything." - me

Remember that time when toi dropped your ice cream and cried? suivant time toi pick it up and toi EAT IT!!...PEWDIEPIE INSPIRATION~Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (PewDiePie)