Tell a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXACTLY!

//shot I'm not even sorry

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooo ugly, everyone died. The end.

life is all about tryin 2 find a place 4 ur stuff.....

haut, retour au début ten signs that toi are too drunk

10. toi have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit par the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. toi can focus better with one eye closed.

5. toi fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets toi when toi come in.

4. toi haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that toi have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. toi don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. toi spent plus time on the floor than toi do standing up.

Me: Keith come here right now.

Keith: I can't.

Me: And why not?

Keith: I can't "come" on command.

A man is speeding in his car; he looks behind and notices that there is a traffic cop behind him, so he pulls over.

Man: What's the problem, officer?

Officer: toi were speeding. Can I see your license please.

The officer checks over his license and they start engaging in small talk.

Officer: So, what do toi do for a living?

Man: I'm an anal stretcher.

Officer: An anal stretcher?! What does that entail?

Man: Well... toi take an asshole, stretch it six foot long, give it a car and call it a traffic cop!

(Bp: Touche.)

Q: What gets plus jobs, cancer, ou Apple?

A: Cancer gets Jobs...

(I apologise about the last one. I know it is a horrible joke, but I had to tell it anyway, because it is funny, even if it's horrible)

Your quadrants.

NO.

What is 4+4??

DANCING BLUE GUMMY ours STALKER

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah that was kind of lame...